| DANCOO |
| Bobby George has the worlds third largest collection of Bakelite telephones. |
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| little al |
| The original Chav. |
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| AJ'sLoveMonkey |
| Thats the way to do it! |
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| DANCOO |
| Bobby George can't draw apples. |
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| Jalfrezi_Enema |
| Bobby George darts are shaped like his house. |
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| Micky Droy |
| He can breathe through his ears! |
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| AJ'sLoveMonkey |
| What a wanka! |
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| Oddjob |
| Bobby George was the choreographer for Torvill and Deans ' Bolero' ice-dance. |
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| Micky Droy |
| Bobby George pickles insects and mounts them in framed gelatine. |
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| Maz |
| And he can't draw apples? |
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| swissroll |
| Bobby is available for acting roles, adverts, voiceovers, endorsements and After Dinner Speeches etc - |
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| Trilby |
quote:
Originally posted by AJ'sLoveMonkey
Thats the way to do it!
Money for nothing and chicks for free. |
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| cupid stunt |
| if he was a cartoon carachter he would be the honey monster |
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| DANCOO |
| Bobby George has enough iron in his body to build a ladder to the moon. |
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| DANCOO |
Bobby George can fly a distance of up to one mile, providing he starts one mile above the earth's surface.
( I've got hundreds of these :D ) |
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| Oddjob |
| Bobby Georges favourite Carpenters song is ' We've only just begun' |
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| Micky Droy |
| Bobby George invented giant chess. |
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| Diggers digs in? |
| Bobby George has more bling than any other white man in the world |
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| DANCOO |
| Bobby George was 'created' when a small child shot Boy George with a BB-Gun. |
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| Oddjob |
| Bobby George can eat 5 Mint Clubs in a minute. |
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| Jay_Palace |
| Bobby George is a well known spaffer. |
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| Reps AJ |
quote:
Originally posted by DANCOO
Bobby George was 'created' when a small child shot Boy George with a BB-Gun.
Very good :D |
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| Jalfrezi_Enema |
| Bobby George, as well as having zero darts titles to his name, is also the world hula champion. |
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| Micky Droy |
| Bobby George was born with passable Spanish. |
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| Oddjob |
Bobby Georges children are named Bullseye, Oche, and (twins) Double and Treble
They are all girls. |
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| magician |
quote:
Originally posted by Oddjob
Bobby George was the choreographer for Torvill and Deans ' Bolero' ice-dance.
chinese whispers...............
boy george was the designer of walls's ice cream 'solero'.............. |
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| magician |
quote:
Originally posted by Oddjob
Bobby Georges children are named Bullseye, Oche, and (twins) Double and Treble
They are all girls.
shanghai ! |
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| Havinastella |
| Booby George was playing darts in The Duke of Cambridge a few years back and got beaten so bad he stormed off without picking up his appearance money. |
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| berg787 |
| bobby greoge goes bling shopping with Mr T |
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| FrankieBoy |
| He sports a massive man-ring. |
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| RDSdaEAGLE |
| Bobby George was named so after his mums favourite comedian, Bobby Davro. |
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| ponypunter |
Dear Mods,
This thread is just the stupid 'Fat men can't draw apples' in disguise.
Please merge with thread in CCG.
Thanks
PP
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| Oddjob |
quote:
Originally posted by berg787
bobby greoge goes bling shopping with Mr T
Bobby George is sick of being mistaken for his imposter and part time lookalike (available for Parties, Weddings and Barmitzvahs) Bobby Greoge. |
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| Oddjob |
quote:
Originally posted by ponypunter
Dear Mods,
This thread is just the stupid 'Fat men can't draw apples' in disguise.
Please merge with thread in CCG.
Thanks
PP
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Pah, it fits none of the criteria suitable for a move to CCG
Yet. |
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| ponypunter |
quote:
Originally posted by Oddjob
Pah, it fits none of the criteria suitable for a move to CCG
Yet.
I demand a merge.
Besides, Bobby George might get upset about your allegations. |
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| Oddjob |
If there is any money left over from all the recent BBS donations can we book him for the 2006 BBS Xmas party to do a speech
Ta
OJ |
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| Mat ov CPFC |
| Bobby George blows Goats. |
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| DANCOO |
| Bobby George does NOT blow goats. |
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| Ecalap Latsyrc |
| Bobby George is the only man alive who can be smelt visually. Just one glimpse is enough to induce the smell of beer, cheap expensive aftershave , cigars and cigarettes in your nostrils. |
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| DANCOO |
quote:
Originally posted by ponypunter
I demand a merge.
Besides, Bobby George might get upset about your allegations.
How would 'merging' the thread stop Bobby George getting upset.:rolleyes: |
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| GUCCI Eagle |
| Bobby George invented the internet |
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| ponypunter |
quote:
Originally posted by DANCOO
How would 'merging' the thread stop Bobby George getting upset.:rolleyes:
Ok, just delete this crappy thread then. |
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| Mat ov CPFC |
| Bobby George is a Cousin, twice removed, to Lord Lucan. |
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| nathe |
| My dad had a game of darts against booby george |
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| DANCOO |
quote:
Originally posted by ponypunter
Ok, just delete this crappy thread then.
Christ, make your mind up - merge, delete, merge, delete. Typical. |
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| Mat ov CPFC |
| Bobby George invented the 'merge' feature on Word 95. |
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| berg787 |
| bobby george wears a merkin |
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| GUCCI Eagle |
| Bobby George once fashioned a dartboard from a bag of dried mung beans and a can of Lynx Africa. |
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| Mat ov CPFC |
| Bobby Georges favourite treat from an Ice Cream Van is an Oyster although he is allergic to the hundreds and thousands you can have sprinkled on them. |
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| elliott |
quote:
Originally posted by nathe
My dad had a game of darts against booby george
That made me giggle loads. |
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| GUCCI Eagle |
| Bobby George was born Terry Parsnip on 11/02.42 |
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| Mat ov CPFC |
| Bobby George was once up for the honouray chairmanship of the Ramblers Association but lost out by less than 50 votes. |
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| berg787 |
| bobby george's teeth are naturally yellow |
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| hakers |
| bobby george is really a horse called eric |
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| nathe |
| Bobby George is going to tour with take that |
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| GUCCI Eagle |
| Bobby George owns the world's most Swedish sauna. |
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| GUCCI Eagle |
| Bobby George has a severe gold allergy. |
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| elliott |
| Bobby George has a little Richard |
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| berg787 |
| bobby geoge is having a homosexual love affair with ray stubbs |
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| hakers |
| bobby george is really a robot operated by a small japanese man called inamoto |
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| Mat ov CPFC |
quote:
Originally posted by berg787
bobby george's teeth are naturally yellow
Shame on you. Bobby Georges yellow teeth are due to his exposure to Ebola at an early age which he caught whilst rescuing his favourite little black friend, who was being eaten by a Crocodile, from a river in Tanzania during the time his father was posted there as Ambassador. |
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| Away Day Eagle |
| Bobby favourite takeaway is Chinese (True) and he oftens advocates "beating up" other players. |
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| GUCCI Eagle |
| Bobby George once beat Steve McQueen in a boiled egg eating contest |
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| Maz |
| Bobby George, like FMCDA, will often try to sneak in the back door. Be alert. |
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| brighton_eagle |
| Who the •••• is Bobby George? |
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| DANCOO |
quote:
Originally posted by brighton_eagle
Who the •••• is Bobby George?
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| brighton_eagle |
| nope, doesn't help. |
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| berg787 |
| bobby george has a emu jockey licence |
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| GUCCI Eagle |
| Bobby George was the first man on the moon |
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| paf |
| Bobby George is a Klan member, he often regales an audience with the tale of how he hung 4 benders and a darky. |
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| brighton_eagle |
| I'm with PP. This is just silly. Anyone can make up lies about a fat darts player. |
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| xmasape |
| Bobby George's favorite holiday destination is Whore Island. |
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| berg787 |
| bobby george's home is called "george hall"....rumor has it theres a gold mine under it |
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| Away Day Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by paf
Bobby George is a Klan member, he often regales an audience with the tale of how he hung 4 benders and a darky.
Jim Davidson is always present lending a helping hand. |
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| berg787 |
bobby george has a indian daughter called anju bobby george
Anju Bobby George (born April 19, 1977) is an Indian athlete. Anju Bobby George made history when she won the bronze medal in Long Jump at the 2003 World Championships in Athletics in Paris. With this achievement, she became the first Indian athlete ever to win a medal in a World Championships in Athletics clearing 6.70 m. She went on to win the silver medal at the IAAF World Athletics Final in 2005, a performance she considers her best |
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| Jalfrezi_Enema |
Bobby George thinks PP is the best looking woman on the planet and has just released a press wotsit that says the rumours coming from the Crystal Palace web-site are his favourites and he will donate one gold link to world poverty for each and every one.
He is also impervious to piercings. |
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| nathe |
| bobby george can hit the bullseye from 200 yards with his eyes closed |
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| Away Day Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by Jalfrezi_Enema
Bobby George thinks PP is the best looking woman on the planet and has just released a press wotsit that says the rumours coming from the Crystal Palace web-site are his favourites and he will donate one gold link to world poverty for each and every one.
He is also impervious to piercings.
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| Maz |
quote:
Originally posted by brighton_eagle
I'm with PP. This is just silly. Anyone can make up lies about a fat darts player.
Or even a thin one. |
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| berg787 |
| bobby george fights crime in his spare time |
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| Away Day Eagle |
Bobby is actually on death row after he hunted down members of his previous gang and stabbed them in the eye with his practice set of darts. The initial arguement was about dart-flights.
However, Bobby saved the best until last. The last gang member was killed with his match set of darts.
The blood on his dart wallett inextricably linked Bobby to the crime.
One in the eye for justice |
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| berg787 |
| bobby george is 1/16 turkish |
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| Jalfrezi_Enema |
Bobby George Michael can hit a 180 whilst having sex with a man in a toilet.
Bobby George beat his unlawful scatalogical sex rap by showing thatb throughout his darts career, he never liked No. 2. |
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| berg787 |
| bobby george once shot a man with his dart gun in reno, just to see him die |
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| matayusgiovanni |
| Bobby George can do a 9 dart finish firing darts out of his arse whilst singing slap my bitch up. |
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| berg787 |
| bobby george has a working gold plated robin relient which he only drives on sundays |
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| paf |
| Bobby George real name Vilnus Abocovic has held the Albanian domino toppling record (14567) since the age of 11. |
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| magician |
quote:
Originally posted by berg787
bobby george once shot a man with his dart gun in reno, just to see him die
johnny "trebles for show doubles for dough" cash |
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| Away Day Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by berg787
bobby george once shot a man with his dart gun in reno, just to see him die
Dartford Prison Blues. |
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| Away Day Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by Jalfrezi_Enema
[B]Bobby George Michael can hit a 180 whilst having sex with a man in a toilet.
/B]
Only in a public though. |
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| Away Day Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by berg787
bobby george fights crime in his spare time
Bobby says "Drugs Kill Kids". |
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| Maz |
The name Bobby George can be spelt using only the letters 'q' and 'p'?
CCG beckons. |
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| elliott |
| Bobby George is a fat ••••••• |
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| matayusgiovanni |
| Qqqqq Pppppp? |
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| paf |
| Bobby George was released from Alabama State Correctional Facility in 1963 after serving 3 years for burning down a hospital in Talapoosa County. With access to the prison library alone he developed and patented a well known brand of hemorrhoid cream. |
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| Oddjob |
| Bobby George posts on the BBS under the name James Melody |
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| berg787 |
| bobby george cant see see his bum hole with a mirror |
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