| britabroad |
What forms of punishment should be brought back, and for what crimes?
The stocks would be a good one for annoying little teenagers who are rude to adults in public . . . |
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| heinz 57 |
quote:
Originally posted by britabroad
The stocks would be a good one for annoying little teenagers who are rude to adults in public . . .
spot on! :p
scolds bridle? :o |
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| Jaffa |
ducking stool for car thieves
(jaffas dad) |
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| hughff |
As this is in World of Football forum, can I suggest:
1) burning Manure fans who don't speak in an incomprehensible Manc accent as heretics or possessed,
2) hanging, drawing and quartering for biased refs, like one D Gallagher,
3) the rack followed by an Iron Maiden for "managers" whose only ambition is to line their own pockets, even if that means bringing the club they manage to the point of extinction a la Terry Venereal. |
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| NZsparky |
quote:
Originally posted by hughff
As this is in World of Football forum, can I suggest:
1) burning Manure fans who don't speak in an incomprehensible Manc accent as heretics or possessed,
2) hanging, drawing and quartering for biased refs, like one D Gallagher,
3) the rack followed by an Iron Maiden for "managers" whose only ambition is to line their own pockets, even if that means bringing the club they manage to the point of extinction a la Terry Venereal.
1a) Burn the lot just to be on the safe side:hi: |
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| Mini Cheddar |
| Trepanation for Burberry Boys ...... |
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| Fatman |
1) Hung Drawn and quartered
2) The boot
3) Pulling out fingernails
4) Hot poker
5) Watching Brighton play |
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| Scoot |
quote:
Originally posted by Mini Cheddar
Trepanation for Burberry Boys ......
Surprised it took 7 posts for someone to get on the band wagon :rolleyes:
Honestly the whiter than white people on this board on their fascination with anything ('fake' ... you can tell) Burberry. |
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| OldPeanutSeller |
I think anyone found to be a witch should be burned at the stake.
(Actually, this is a misconception - witches in England were hanged rather than burned). |
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| Fatman |
| anyone remember pricking....if you were suspected of being a witch they poked u with a stick...if you bled you WERE a witch as sure as eggs is eggs! |
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| PENGE P |
quote:
Originally posted by OldPeanutSeller
I think anyone found to be a witch should be burned at the stake.
(Actually, this is a misconception - witches in England were hanged rather than burned).
Build a bridge out of em |
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| Ruskin Old Boy |
| I thought this thread was going to be about football in the Middle Ages - like on a Crusade or something - and what happened when you were booked or sent off. |
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| calne eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by Fatman
5) Watching Brighton play
You're sick - some things are just too cruel and barbaric to contemplate. |
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| Lombardarian |
| Ex-managers guilty of treason should be sent to Birmingham. |
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| CallMeBernard |
| Keel hauling for those bstards who push through the tube ticket gates with you in order to avoid paying. |
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| OldPeanutSeller |
quote:
Originally posted by Ruskin Old Boy
I thought this thread was going to be about football in the Middle Ages
Ok. Let's start a medieval Palace XI.
Goalkeeper: Hammond the handless. |
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| Panther |
| Full back: Hinshelwooden leg |
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| Eagle Kneevil |
| Centre back: Andy Crown of Thorns |
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| Daddy Long |
| Centre Back: The Leif Lord of Andersen |
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| PENGE P |
| Andy the Earl of Gray |
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| Eagle Kneevil |
| Midfield maestro: Attilio the Hun |
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| Ruskin Old Boy |
quote:
Originally posted by PENGE P
Andy the Earl of Gray
Didn't he use to sell tea down Ye Olde Balham Market |
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| Ruskin Old Boy |
| And will you welcome on the wing, Mark Lazarus risen from the Dead |
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| OldPeanutSeller |
| Centre Forward: Gerald the Queen. |
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| PT109 |
| Reserve Goalkeeper: Lancelot Cronin |
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| greybot |
| Striker: Knight Douglas (the freed man of Selhurst Forest) |
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| Bartman |
I'd bring back the rack to use on Andy Johnson for not scoring enough goals.
Height problem and hit-rate resolved in under a season, I bet. |
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| OldPeanutSeller |
... and from the ancient royal line, the manager
Trevor ••••. |
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| OldPeanutSeller |
| Here! Waht's wrong with the swear filter! C. N. U. T. is perfectly acceptable! |
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| Ruskin Old Boy |
| Defender (of the faith): Saint Peter de Nicholas |
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| Ruskin Old Boy |
| Sommelier: Kevin Muscat |
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| Bumgas |
| Fat Friar - Windy Miller, The Pieman |
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