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Yoda 11-07-2016 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 13103228)
That not a single England player knows the national anthem. The line is 'God save The Queen'. Not 'God save our Queen'.

Also - our national anthem. It's bullshit.

Do they really not know it?

Personally I'd find it pretty embarrassing when the camera sweeps along the line of players and picks up my dulcet tones. So I'm not sure I'd sing it either.

I probably would if the whole team was, but not on my own.

Nostrils 11-07-2016 06:41 PM

Being told to put used bog roll in the bin instead of down the pan so it doesn't block the toilet. Clearly that's disgusting, so I decided to use the hose (that muslems use) only to get 15 bar pressure up my arse, resulting in what can only be discribed as involentary enema or water rape.

danpalace07 11-07-2016 07:45 PM

Agents

PhuketEagle 11-07-2016 08:19 PM

Nostrils - 'Being told to put used bog roll in the bin instead of down the pan so it doesn't block the toilet. Clearly that's disgusting, so I decided to use the hose (that muslems use) only to get 15 bar pressure up my arse, resulting in what can only be discribed as involentary enema or water rape.'

Maybe u should've used the hose to wash the bog paper down the toilet instead then....

St.Francois 11-07-2016 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13103674)
Being told to put used bog roll in the bin instead of down the pan so it doesn't block the toilet. Clearly that's disgusting, so I decided to use the hose (that muslems use) only to get 15 bar pressure up my arse, resulting in what can only be discribed as involentary enema or water rape.

Surely it's paper hand towels you don't put down the toilet?, not toilet paper.

matt_himself 11-07-2016 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13101025)
People who fly a lot looking down their noses at airport amateurs. :wallbash:

I fly once or twice a year, and to be honest find in intimidating/stressful every time.

The rules seem to have changed every time I fly, and every airport seems to have different security requirements.

My policy is think (prepare for) the worst and hope for the best.

It's not difficult. I get so annoyed that people fail to read signs, understand what the word 'liquid' is and fail to understand how the automatic passport readers work.

BERT'S HEAD 11-07-2016 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by St.Francois (Post 13103851)
Surely it's paper hand towels you don't put down the toilet?, not toilet paper.

In Greece it is definitely toilet paper.

cappuccinoeagle 11-07-2016 08:58 PM

A good song like What Do I Get? being used to advertise McDonald's

Hedgehog 11-07-2016 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 13103862)
In Greece it is definitely toilet paper.

They had this rule in Honduras when I was there. The thought of it wasn't very appealing, but it actually was better than I expected.

Certainly has to be better than overflowing clogged up toilets.

Nostrils 12-07-2016 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by St.Francois (Post 13103851)
Surely it's paper hand towels you don't put down the toilet?, not toilet paper.

Nope. We arrived in Hanoi to find our toilet blocked. They sent a maid up to unblock it with her hand and when cleared, she told us in no uncertain terms what to do with the paper. I'm a plumber by trade, but that will be with me for the rest of my life.

'You don't know man, you weren't there'.

CT_Palace 12-07-2016 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13104295)
Nope. We arrived in Hanoi to find our toilet blocked. They sent a maid up to unblock it with her hand and when cleared, she told us in no uncertain terms what to do with the paper. I'm a plumber by trade, but that will be with me for the rest of my life.

'You don't know man, you weren't there'.

In most toilets in SEAsia you're supposed to wash your arse with the water gun and use the paper as a final wipe and dry, putting it in the bin when you're done.

Kipungu 12-07-2016 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13103674)
Being told to put used bog roll in the bin instead of down the pan so it doesn't block the toilet. Clearly that's disgusting, so I decided to use the hose (that muslems use) only to get 15 bar pressure up my arse, resulting in what can only be discribed as involentary enema or water rape.

LOL.

Guaranteed squeaky clean though. Wipe, wash, wipe. The three W's of Washing. It's an art.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 12-07-2016 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 13103786)
Agents

Estate? Secret? Double? Football?

Isle of Wight 12-07-2016 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13103674)
Being told to put used bog roll in the bin instead of down the pan so it doesn't block the toilet. Clearly that's disgusting, so I decided to use the hose (that muslems use) only to get 15 bar pressure up my arse, resulting in what can only be discribed as involentary enema or water rape.

I can't give you rep again "spread etc" but would if I could. Funniest post of the year so far 😀

Panther 12-07-2016 09:56 AM

Paper hankies that disintegrate when you blow your nose, leaving you with a handful of snot and soggy paper.

kayjay 12-07-2016 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SKATE (Post 13103234)
Our national anthem is indeed bullshit.

You think its bullshit, I had to sing the bastard at primary school.

elgin eagle 12-07-2016 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BERT'S HEAD (Post 13103862)
In Greece it is definitely toilet paper.

Something to do with the pipes not being wide enough to handle loads of bog roll or something.

strawberry mivi 12-07-2016 12:54 PM

Corfu was all modern during our visit this year.
No signs, flushing was a joy.

chrisophiex 12-07-2016 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 13104295)
Nope. We arrived in Hanoi to find our toilet blocked. They sent a maid up to unblock it with her hand and when cleared, she told us in no uncertain terms what to do with the paper. I'm a plumber by trade, but that will be with me for the rest of my life.

'You don't know man, you weren't there'.


Fair play to her. I hope you throughly shook her hand to say thanks.

Oddjob 13-07-2016 09:39 AM

Adults on scooters


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