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nicknackpalace 20-07-2016 10:23 PM

That advert for the navy that ends with “Sure, I was born in Carlisle but I was made in the Royal Navy.”

No you weren't marra, that's not a Cumbrian accent - you're from the north east!

Smoz 20-07-2016 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Oli28 (Post 13114665)
When receiving change at the till and they give you the coins first and then put the note and receipt on top of that. I want the note underneath so I can use it to funnell the coins into the relevant section of wallet and then be able to straighten the note out and put it in the notes\receipts section. Annoys me every time.

Coins first, counting the change out backwards, small to large then notes. Proper old school way to do it, from when the till didn't calculate the change (or anything else).

chav_hater 20-07-2016 10:49 PM

Foreigners who are on the phone mouthing off to whoever in their native language but don't realise you understand what they're saying. Especially when they're mouthing off about you.

Chocky 21-07-2016 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by nicknackpalace (Post 13117985)
That advert for the navy that ends with “Sure, I was born in Carlisle but I was made in the Royal Navy.”

No you weren't marra, that's not a Cumbrian accent - you're from the north east!

Yes but his family moved to the North East when he was 4.

Maz 21-07-2016 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oli28 (Post 13114665)
When receiving change at the till and they give you the coins first and then put the note and receipt on top of that. I want the note underneath so I can use it to funnell the coins into the relevant section of wallet and then be able to straighten the note out and put it in the notes\receipts section. Annoys me every time.

You mean purse, not wallet. A wallet is for notes only.

Far East Eagle 21-07-2016 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 13119114)
You mean purse, not wallet. A wallet is for notes only.

Some wallets have a section for coins :rolleyes:

Worksop Palace 21-07-2016 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 13119388)
Some wallets have a section for coins :rolleyes:

Yep

That's called a purse

CT_Palace 21-07-2016 11:44 PM

All that fecking shrapnel you have in the UK for change.

Don't fall in the river, you ain't coming out!

CT_Palace 21-07-2016 11:45 PM

And paint. Sick of the sight of it :(

Icy 22-07-2016 11:24 AM

People that blow dry anything but their head hair in the gym. No one wants to see you posing in the mirror blow drying your pits or ball sack you sad *****.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 22-07-2016 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13119800)
People that blow dry anything but their head hair in the gym. No one wants to see you posing in the mirror blow drying your pits or ball sack you sad *****.

I'm with you on that although I do occasionally squat down in front of the kids height dryer and splay my arse cheeks.

Oddjob 22-07-2016 11:56 AM

Pubs that serve you a drink at 10.59 and then start chasing you out at 11.04

Oddjob 22-07-2016 11:57 AM

People who mention on the Facebook about having a friends cull and 'if you can read this you've made it'

pallet 22-07-2016 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13119800)
People that blow dry anything but their head hair in the gym. No one wants to see you posing in the mirror blow drying your pits or ball sack you sad *****.

Used to make me laugh blokes standing naked and posing while the blow dry different parts of their body.

Sick Bucket 22-07-2016 09:38 PM

Everything gives you cancer stories.

Independent front page headline... Alcohol definitely gives you 7 different flavours of cancer. Probably true but thanks a lot you *****, is there anything left other than Quinoa that doesn't give you cancer?

Robin 22-07-2016 09:54 PM

The Guardian All of it (except the sport)

PALACEWU 22-07-2016 09:57 PM

Some good ones today. Was appealed at the independent headline this morn. And agree with oddball on the pub serving and closing trick. Coins are for the back pocket, but prefer my notes on top. Carry on.

PALACEWU 22-07-2016 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Robin (Post 13120796)
The Guardian All of it (except the sport)

Meh, G2 is usually fun.

sydney eagle 22-07-2016 11:18 PM

People who snapchat or Instagram themselves singing and dancing at concerts instead of watching the artist

Reps AJ 22-07-2016 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 13119388)
Some wallets have a section for coins :rolleyes:

Coins into pockets, notes into wallet.

Unless you're a girl.


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