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smileysmith 04-11-2016 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by stinky (Post 13296447)
This has already been mentioned before.

Picture a set of traffic lights at a crossroads. Two lanes. Right hand lane is straight on and right. Left hand land is straight on or left.

One person sat in the right hand lane. Not indicating. Pull up behind him to go straight on. Large queue of traffic forms behind me, and in the left hand lane.

Lights turn green. Car in front edges forward and then proceeds to indicate right.

The rage at this point is uncontrollable.

Shoot them.

Slowly.

With blunt bullets.

Prince Phillip 04-11-2016 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13298674)
People that refer to football clubs with some lame, juvenile, play on words nickname.

Chavski
Manure
Spuds
Smallwall
Wet Spam
Citeh (don't even get this at all?)

But surely the worst one of all is Luvapoo.

It's making my skin crawl just typing that out.

Can I add to this the "You're fvcking shit" chant?

Much beloved by the churlish polyester-clad 50-somethings of say, Leicester or Southampton.

I've had enough pushes, clouts and sprints along the pavement over the years to realise football support is not a cross-club love in, but have we really sunk so low that we cannot respect the opposition at all?

Don't be left with the Game you wished for.

andyocpfc 04-11-2016 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13298674)
People that refer to football clubs with some lame, juvenile, play on words nickname.

Chavski
Manure
Spuds
Smallwall
Wet Spam
Citeh (don't even get this at all?)

But surely the worst one of all is Luvapoo.

It's making my skin crawl just typing that out.

Yep, with you on that. Never understood for grown adults to type those sorts of words. Much like opposing fans referring to us as 'Palarse' That said, I've never seen or heard of the 'Luvapoo' one. All the others can be seen on here regularly.

andyocpfc 04-11-2016 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13298794)
It's supposed to be an approximation of a Manc accent if you say it aloud.

I always thought for years it was a form of reference to the owners (whatever reference that would be). Don't know why I thought that, mind.

Polak 04-11-2016 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince Phillip (Post 13298803)
Can I add to this the "You're fvcking shit" chant?

Much beloved by the churlish polyester-clad 50-somethings of say, Leicester or Southampton.

I do believe that I've heard that sung in the Holmesdale Lower.

I always hated Ipswich singing "1-0 to the football team" when they scored against us. Smug carrot crunching, tractor driving twats. Especially as we were in administration at the time (first time around)

SIKO 04-11-2016 05:32 PM

Little blind boys who stand outside newsagents with their dogs and complain when you try to put a 10p in their head. Never did that in my day the ungrateful little shits

Tony Montana 04-11-2016 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13298806)
Yep, with you on that. Never understood for grown adults to type those sorts of words. Much like opposing fans referring to us as 'Palarse' That said, I've never seen or heard of the 'Luvapoo' one. All the others can be seen on here regularly.

The one that made me want to jump off London Bridge was Notlob, used when Dougie left us for Bolton. what does it even mean. pathetic childish crap.

Panther 04-11-2016 08:50 PM

Not as bad as the one that went Millwall, though��

PALACEWU 04-11-2016 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Montana (Post 13298968)
The one that made me want to jump off London Bridge was Notlob, used when Dougie left us for Bolton. what does it even mean. pathetic childish crap.

Well you have made it all worth it, I agree it's shit, but, is just Bolton backwards.

gcwhite 04-11-2016 09:29 PM

Wasn't Notlob a Monty Python thing? Can't remember any relevant sketches though.

Pat of the Palace 04-11-2016 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SIKO (Post 13298898)
Little blind boys who stand outside newsagents with their dogs and complain when you try to put a 10p in their head. Never did that in my day the ungrateful little shits

:)

newish eagle 04-11-2016 09:39 PM

Why it is never engaged when you call the wrong phone number....

Eagle El 04-11-2016 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gcwhite (Post 13299129)
Wasn't Notlob a Monty Python thing? Can't remember any relevant sketches though.

the palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob, it don't work...

An extension of the parrot sketch

Eagle El 04-11-2016 09:49 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

see?

art malice 04-11-2016 09:53 PM

People who've stopped to look at their phone then set off again as you walk
past them at exactly the same pace as you the thoughtless twats

Nigel_Scarfer 04-11-2016 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13297291)
There are one or two on here who continually do this too.
:S:

Can't think of anyone on here with the "coin" to do that.

cdm61 04-11-2016 10:00 PM

The people voted for Brexit
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwcaiYWWIAErMhn.jpg

pallet 05-11-2016 09:22 AM

This whole mess that is Brexit. The fact that Cameroon quit rather than deal with his responbility, he is now set up for life so it wont effect him.anyway.

Biggineagle 05-11-2016 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by cdm61 (Post 13299168)

Title is wrong and misleading too.

the two on the left didnt vote. Which leaves the 2 on the right. Nuff said.:p

newish eagle 05-11-2016 02:19 PM

Rail replacement bus services!!


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