My sadness is over ruled by my anger at how this was such a senseless and avoidable death.

Crystal Palace Football Club emailing me with match 'highlights' every week since Christmas.

We lost. Again. Do one will you please. And as for the University of Roehamption, don't send your kids there to do Marketing, they keep sponsoring this 'feature'...how poor are they at Marketing!

Yes, the club need to uncheck off the auto send highlights box until we have something that would be enjoyable to watch:D

Sorry mate.

LOL. I honestly first read that as University of Redemption and was going to argue with you that it was genius marketing.

Sorry to hear this, Pedro.

The fat kid from the On The Beach TV advert

I’d love to shove that ice cream right in his mosh.

ITV London News just describing Jermain Defoe as one of England’s greatest ever footballers.

He always looked it when he played against us.

So did Adebayo Akinfenwa, probably.

Russian meerkats.

Almost a third of Defoe's goals in his final three seasons in the Premier League were against us (6 out of 19) were against us.

The expression ( often used by businesses) "I'm reaching out". Grrgh

oh god yes, awful phrasal verb. Makes me cringe.

People who 'unwittingly' mislead Parliament

International weekend.

Hate it hate it

When you're at a train station and three of the screens have the 'take care on the platform' message and only one screen actually shows you what trains are coming in to which platform

In other words we couldn't give a monkeys if you're late for work but we do care that you might have an accident and take us to court. "Well he was told by three different message boards to TAKE CARE. It's not our fault he tripped over a hole in the platform that 6 blokes in hi-viz vests have, in between tea breaks, been hovering over for the last month, discussing what will be the best strategy in going forward and filling it in."

I do normally but this one’s a blessed relief