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Chocky 08-07-2016 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 13098006)
On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

You should've stuck your knob over the seats and emptied your nut on her hair. Before folding your tray away and putting your seat in the upright position ready for landing.

New LP 08-07-2016 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 13098008)
On a long haul flight, being seated behind a nauseating lovey lovey couple who chew each other's faces off for 12 hours.

Always annoying when it isn't you, isn't it?

Chocky 08-07-2016 06:07 PM

Being on a long haul flight with my new bird, snogging and finger blasting while some bloke in a Palace shirt behind me twats himself off. Then spunks in my missus' barnet.

biggus mickus 08-07-2016 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13099306)
Being on a long haul flight with my new bird, snogging and finger blasting while some bloke in a Palace shirt behind me twats himself off. Then spunks in my missus' barnet.

I was on that flight. I was shocked how much special sauce was flying about.

cappuccinoeagle 08-07-2016 07:43 PM

Some idiot on The One Show who was/is a streaker. A complete waste of air time

kayjay 09-07-2016 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13099138)
Then when he signs for West Ham it's a 'ruined orgasm'.

If he signs for Wet Sham that super eagles handbag will get my deposit.

Hedgehog 09-07-2016 02:21 AM

Not having listened to (or wrote down) family stories better as a kid... now I will never know half the truth.

evvo111 09-07-2016 08:06 AM

Being disgusted by the smell of ones own farts.

matt_himself 09-07-2016 08:36 AM

Airport amateurs. People who do not get airports in general.

cappuccinoeagle 09-07-2016 10:48 AM

The appalling Andrea Leadsom

Chocky 09-07-2016 10:51 AM

The advert with ginger woman on the sofa rubbing her cheesy feet over her bloke's head, telling him what to do. She's exactly the sort of woman that they have on Malteser adverts.

Flinty 09-07-2016 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 13099440)
The One Show - A complete waste of air time

EFA

danpalace07 09-07-2016 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt_himself (Post 13099886)
Airport amateurs. People who do not get airports in general.

having to take your laptop out its bag for security

art malice 10-07-2016 01:03 AM

David Mitchell advertising Barclaycard

Stellavista 10-07-2016 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13099805)
Not having listened to (or wrote down) family stories better as a kid... now I will never know half the truth.

There is no truth but your own....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-UsOr-WQr7s/hqdefault.jpg

Eagles1977 10-07-2016 02:00 AM

Sitting on a bus from Brighton with them saying how good they are!!!! �� Fuc*kers

Hedgehog 10-07-2016 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by matt_himself (Post 13099886)
Airport amateurs. People who do not get airports in general.

People who fly a lot looking down their noses at airport amateurs. :wallbash:

I fly once or twice a year, and to be honest find in intimidating/stressful every time.

The rules seem to have changed every time I fly, and every airport seems to have different security requirements.

My policy is think (prepare for) the worst and hope for the best.

Hedgehog 10-07-2016 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13101013)
There is no truth but your own....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-UsOr-WQr7s/hqdefault.jpg

Or

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...212db3e97c.jpg

ForzaPalace 10-07-2016 03:20 AM

UFC being on at a stupidly late time

Far East Eagle 10-07-2016 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13101025)
People who fly a lot looking down their noses at airport amateurs. :wallbash:

I fly once or twice a year, and to be honest find in intimidating/stressful every time.

The rules seem to have changed every time I fly, and every airport seems to have different security requirements.

My policy is think (prepare for) the worst and hope for the best.

I've stopped flying through Dubai because of their checks. Shoes, belts everything off. Much better to fly through China, HK, Vietnam where they treat you with some ******* respect and not like a terrorist.


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