Do they really not know it?

Personally I'd find it pretty embarrassing when the camera sweeps along the line of players and picks up my dulcet tones. So I'm not sure I'd sing it either.

I probably would if the whole team was, but not on my own.

Being told to put used bog roll in the bin instead of down the pan so it doesn't block the toilet. Clearly that's disgusting, so I decided to use the hose (that muslems use) only to get 15 bar pressure up my arse, resulting in what can only be discribed as involentary enema or water rape.

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Nostrils - 'Being told to put used bog roll in the bin instead of down the pan so it doesn't block the toilet. Clearly that's disgusting, so I decided to use the hose (that muslems use) only to get 15 bar pressure up my arse, resulting in what can only be discribed as involentary enema or water rape.'

Maybe u should've used the hose to wash the bog paper down the toilet instead then....

Surely it's paper hand towels you don't put down the toilet?, not toilet paper.

It's not difficult. I get so annoyed that people fail to read signs, understand what the word 'liquid' is and fail to understand how the automatic passport readers work.

In Greece it is definitely toilet paper.

A good song like What Do I Get? being used to advertise McDonald's

They had this rule in Honduras when I was there. The thought of it wasn't very appealing, but it actually was better than I expected.

Certainly has to be better than overflowing clogged up toilets.

Nope. We arrived in Hanoi to find our toilet blocked. They sent a maid up to unblock it with her hand and when cleared, she told us in no uncertain terms what to do with the paper. I'm a plumber by trade, but that will be with me for the rest of my life.

'You don't know man, you weren't there'.

In most toilets in SEAsia you're supposed to wash your arse with the water gun and use the paper as a final wipe and dry, putting it in the bin when you're done.

LOL.

Guaranteed squeaky clean though. Wipe, wash, wipe. The three W's of Washing. It's an art.

Estate? Secret? Double? Football?

I can't give you rep again "spread etc" but would if I could. Funniest post of the year so far 😀

Paper hankies that disintegrate when you blow your nose, leaving you with a handful of snot and soggy paper.

You think its bullshit, I had to sing the bastard at primary school.

Something to do with the pipes not being wide enough to handle loads of bog roll or something.

Corfu was all modern during our visit this year.
No signs, flushing was a joy.

Fair play to her. I hope you throughly shook her hand to say thanks.

Adults on scooters