Jacqui Oatley getting an MBE,a fairly good presenter,not a very good commentator,they seem to give these out like sweets these days. Still more deserving than Cordern and Ant & Dec though

Daytime TV positively discriminating to the point of nausea with overtly homosexual or lesbian couples on virtually every light entertainment programme. I can't remember the last programme I saw that didn't have a pair of queens or butch rug munchers on.

Attempting to pay my local vehicle tax by using their shiny new well advertised website only to find that they will levy a $14 fee for the pleasure (alternatively I can write a cheque and put it in the post for no fee to be processed by a town employee. :confused::confused:)

Black privacy windows in the car next to you that you can't see through, to see if it's safe to pull out.

Stinging nettles. I'm tingling like Peter sodding Parker!

"Lott-ree" it's lottery; say after me lot-er-e

Apparently going up to £2.50. That annoys me. C*nts.

Pokeman Go

I'm 40 and don't have a smart phone, everyone at work was either talking about it or playing it.

I realise I'm not in that particular demigraphic mind..

Disproportionate swearing cheers me up. Ying and yang.

Dock leafs me lad, dock leafs.

Which, incidentally, are scientifically proven to do absolutely feck all for nettle stings

Placebo, innit ;)

It's amazing how you rely on making eye contact with other drivers while driving. I find it really disconcerting when you can't.

People taking friendlies seriously

Anyone over the age of 12 who uses 'wacky' swearwords in their tweets, fb updates ect. "Thunderc*nt", "Cockwomble" and so on. There's a reason why you don't say such nonsense in real life.

swearing for people who aren't very good at it

shitc*nt is an exception though

Someone used Cockwomble on a GCC thread and I LOL'd

Sorry

BBC website with spelling or grammar mistakes. Happens all the time, have they outsourced their copy abroad? Today's offering. "Many supermarket have empty shelves and Venezuelans spend days in queues to buy basic goods."

The Daily Mail website is a trove of such ineptitude. I know I shouldn't look at it but I can't help it. I don't think they have any editor function at all.

The lady on the train the other day shouting 'shut your c*nt' down the phone several times.

I like a swear word but on a train with children about when your a grown adult. Think about it. Time and a place