People who de-badge their 2-litre diesel saloon/coupe and make out it's a high performance car. The tiny tailpipe gives you away, you numpty!

Wrong thread.

"Nom nom nom!"

Pop pop pop pop pop pop....followed by constant loud text alert sounds. Turn the sound off you're looking at your phone you will know when your arsehole mates are replying to your shit.

I don't know what's wrong with these bastards that seem to block the whole world out and have no consideration for others.

People that walk down the street with their cup of Costa/Starbucks coffee held out in front of them like it's a live grenade.

I momentarily contemplate stabbing people who say delish.

Are you admitting to a foot fetish here, Chocky?

They should be killed.

Is there a mobile phone reception 'jammer' that can be purchased that wouldn't mess with the train driver? I want a localised block out of all mobile phone reception in my carriage so I don't have to listen to those noises, or someone spitting pig latin into their phone for my entire commute.
It does my hairtrigger temper no good whatsoever. I'm going to end up on the news quite soon I reckon.

You'll tell if it's live if it goes off after 7 seconds.

:D So many people do it too.

Work colleagues that get above themselves.

People that only ever have their phone on silent to so never answer the phone or hear messages and reply hours later.

:hi:

I do this.

Checkout person asking me if I want a bag after I have dumped a trolley worth of groceries on their till?

'No, it's fine, I'll simply carry all this ******* shit home in stages over the next three days love'.

Loads of tight c*nts put it straight back in the trolley and straight in their motor loose.

Actually hate feet but there have been a select few women who had tidy plates no twisted little toe or corns or second toe massive sticking out compared to the big toe. Feet can be like minges. Perfect ones that you'd spend hours down there sweet tasting or ones that look like a f*cking ripped out fireplace that stinks of out of date Scampi Fries.

Nice feet to nice minge ratio no comparison though. Feet mainly rank avoid. Minges mainly ok sometimes take photos for Facebook 'delish yum yum'.

Go to America, buy a gun, I'll get out the popcorn and watch it all unfold live on Sky. If we go down I'll join you.

I'm not sharing a cell with you, Chocky. I have beautiful feet.*



(*I don't. Hurling has destroyed them. I'm like Christy Brown with two left feet. I drink more though.)

Apparently ;)

The same with 'to die for'. They should be instantly eradicated.

When popping out for a takeaway, you ask your family 'Do you want anything', as in a portion of chips etc . 'No thanks' is the reply.

You return with your large cod and chips and the first thing that happens is your chips are stolen before your eyes. What part of 'I asked if you wanted anything and you said no' do they not understand!!!!

You then use your fork for its real use, that of stabbing grabbing hands.