Women with eye brows that look like they've been stenciled with a marker pen. Who is convincing them that it looks attractive? They just look angry all the time!

In that scenario I always buy an extra portion because I know the f*cking c*nts will suddenly get hungry and want to dive into my Indian/Chinese/Fish&Chips.

Then I use the fork to stab if the greedy poncing f*ckers don't pay for what they ate. At least that way I get to eat all my grub with the possible addition of stabbing some scavenger wankers.

Amen brother.

Young women who pump shit into their lips and other parts of their already decent faces thinking the result will make them look like pouting sex queens. When in fact they they look like ugly acid victim plastic blow up dolls you could pop with a pin.

Two birds with one stone!

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******* hell she looks like a startled sink plunger.

WTF is that? Fvk my hard hat, thats a monster. I feel quite ill. No wonder PK went all up hill gardener.

Half-term Underground-dawdling idiots who stop at the bottom of escalators during the evening rush hour. Get the f*ck out of the way.

I'm beginning to get irritated by English celebrities calling 'Los Angeles' 'LA'. I think maybe it's the familiarity of the term that annoys me, like they've achieved something over there and have earned the right to abbreviate it, when actually they've achieved sod all. I suppose I find it presumptuous.

Having lived there, I would argue that it's what people from Los Angeles actually call it :)

There is an otherwise very attractive women who get's my train in the morning who has done exactly this. She now resembles a duck. WTF was she thinking!

I've always heard it called LA. But calling the airport LAX is a different level of pretentiousness.

I call it LAX as that's what they actually call it :D

http://www.lawa.org/welcomeLAX.aspx

nonce behaviour, that

People who loudly revel in their stupidity. I can't believe I had a conversation with a woman in her mid-twenties who didn't know how raspberries grow. She then found a 'worm' (a tiny grub) on one and felt the need to loudly ring her mother to ask if she should eat the rest. Unfortunately she decided to bin the whole punnet and treated us all to another 10 minutes of topics such as 'how do you vote? I know nothing about politics and who is the prime minister?

Isn't that just girlish frivolity? She might've been flirting with you and you missed all the signs.

I admire your optimism, in my attractiveness to younger women! :-)

I reckon there's more than a hint of a moustache?

13 minutes. **** that. Get a gun.

That's the airport - if you go around calling LA "LAX" you'll get some very strange looks.