Jamie and his magic torch

The European Union

Wordsworth was lovely though.

Good choon as well.

******* up one of the easiest things to make. An omelette :rolleyes::(:veryangry

An omelette is easy to make.

A good omelette is not easy to make.

How did it go wrong Cary. Over done ? Don't let it ruin your day fella. Just think this time last week......oh maybe not then :sob:

Having a few beers at lunchtime and either needing to sleep, or carry on drinking.

My fault Rich.... too much filling.. too much water in the tomatoes, and though the taste was that of omelette in just splattered onto the plate in just what was globules of eggy veggie type stuff.

We all know that the joy of a meal is not just the taste but also its visual presentation.

Taste: 7/10
Visual 0/10

Overall experience 2/10.

Last week:

The day as a whole, result excluded 10/10
The result 0/10

Overall experience 8/10 (so proud to be a Palace fan, loving being amongst other Palace fans)

Rather experience last week again than experience my shit omelette again.

Chin up mucker. There's always the deep fried mars bar to look forward to later :eek:

Living up here I am going to have try one one day aren't I? Rude not to :(

If only one of them had bastard heard you. :(

Hard to believe ain't it. Just knock the fat heeded twat out.

If only......

Yep fraid so

Can't Touch This.

What a heap of steaming ordure.
Made by, starring and presented by total tw@ts, and quite clearly aimed at those of extremely limited intelligence. They are wasting my licence money on this???

Or it belongs on C Beebies. They might appreciate it.

:jerkit: ***** on here who leave you big boys private messages but would I guarentee say feck all to your face coz your such a big man in your bedroom banging one out to a bit of porn on your spunk stained keyboard you know who you are little boys you know who you are

People who wear fancy dress at sporting events. :S:

have you let this person/s know how you feel about their antics?

FPMSL

football commentators in australia. i'm watching the cl final and they sound surprised that the players look tired halfway through extra time. ******* morons they are.

and their banter is shit.