Having met you, I can't believe that is true :)

You'd think charcoal would be cheap enough to produce.

Thank you - but I do have my moments.

It's not like there are so many that they are making zillions out of it (if there were I would be posting this on the "Things that Make You Completely and Utterly Ballistic" thread). I am wondering though what the bloke whose job it is to drop a few into each bag puts on his passport for occupation.Owner probably.....
Actually it can be dangerous because when they get hot they can start breaking up and pinging around all over the place.

Can't help you there mate.

It's hotter than the centre of the earth here so charcoal couldn't be further from my mind.

What is winding me up tonight is fat bastards who break your lift after visiting the prostitute neighbour.

I think this is a good thing.

That one cornflake that acts as a ramp and spills the milk all over the worktop.

Calling Great Britain Team GB

Llamas. Bastards.

Love llamas! They are sweet.

They are stinky, spitty grumpy bastards.

So are camels but I just put up with it,

My memory is fecked.
At the moment I'm buying a house, and renting the house out we now live in. This has proved more stressful than I imagined. I have so many things on my mind, I seem to be forgetting loads. I used to be able to multi task easily... Now it just seems to get on top of me. Forgot my mates daughters birthday... She's 10... I've never forgotten it before. :(

:wallbash: Walking the length of the office to put your lunch in the microwave to reheat to find some tw&t just setting off their jacket potato to ten mins

The decline in pubs with quiz machines in favour of a ghastly amount of fruit machines, prime example being The Hamilton Hall at Liv St, its like an arcade in there and the machines are all so garish, whereas the quiz machine is a lot more discreet, and a lot more fun.

The outdated practice of letting a women get out of a lift first, yes by all means if its practicable but if she's at the back of a busy lift it looks silly and awkward.

Just been in a lift with 6 men and 1 women and it gets the ground floor and one bloke makes a ridiculous play of moving aside for her and sticking his arm out to stop anyone else leaving, it was incredibly over the top and the women herself looked embarrassed by it.

He is probably stalking her and wants to shag her

Just as bad is 5Live having wall-to-wall coverage.

I drove home to the less than enthralling sound of Jonathan Agnew prattling on about some Equestrian event. Who the hell would be remotely interested apart from friends or relatives of the competitors? It was about as conducive to radio as golf (which 5Live tend to cover virtually non-stop when there's a big tournament on too).

BBC shifting the olympics from channel to channel so they can show Eastenders

yes, Yes and YES!

Wife currently watching USA v Netherlands ladies volleyball and stupid BBC twat keeps banging on about 'team' this and 'team' that. Well we KNOW that pal, it's a TEAM game between two TEAMS from opposing countries. One is called the USA and the other the Netherlands. We do not need to be incessantly reminded that they are both a TEAM so please just **** off and do it quickly please :veryangry

How else the boys gonna score her arse?

I have to say I love golf on the radio. Very soothing.

But I also suffered the Jonathan Agnew - equestrian mash-up and later on in the evening they had poor old Ian Robertson struggling his way through a women's rugby sevens game between Canada and Australia. Quite a niche market for that one too I would have thought.