Agreed, the new format is painful and the app not much better.

The recent raft of USA based fans who come on here and talk embarrassing shite

Bit harsh considering the amount of non yanks on match day threads that talk utter bollocks.

Another c&nt commentator wittering on in the background of the other on BBC Olympic coverage. How f*cking amateur.

The NCS summer experience.

**** off.

When people use "a" instead of "an".

When people use "Belgium" instead of "Belgian".

Dithering Belgian strikers. Possibly.

Not being able to do any work as the laptop is running Windows updates. What ever happened to giving the user a choice. Inconvenient *****.

Overhead variable speed cameras. On the M25 today, reduced to 40mph, why ? The road was clear, its dry and everything is fine.

Argghhh I wish I was tough and brave. I would be a real parking bay Nazi about this. They are there for a reason, not a convenience for some lazy selfish wanker.

NBC

Channel 7

That does my fecking head-in each time. I've got Windows 8, and the other month my laptop took it upon itself to start installing Windows 10. Switched it off straight away and thankfully stopped the android coup.

People using the terms "Holibobs" or even worse "Jollybobs" for "holidays".

Where the f@ck did that come from? :wallbash:

Yes!

Happens all the bloody time! :veryangry

My daughter (bless her) losing the keys to the beach hut we were heading to on the dunes at hunstanton in Norfolk. Beautiful afternoon of clear blue skies spent walking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth looking for a key. Ended up having lunch on the beach in a huff. Now to explain to the cottage owners why they can no longer get in to their beach hut.....

Booze required

Where did you last see them.......?:D

Electric cables, specifically extension cables - on the sander I'm using, lawn-mower, vacuum cleaner.

Safest bet ever: cable will get hooked up on something, anything.
Second safest bet ever: no matter how carefully you coil the cable up after using it, the next time it sees daylight it will get all twisted and knotted up.

:veryangry:veryangry

Mmmm. Embarrassingly I did ask that :eek:

Ads on TV for Ministry of Sound 'old skool' compilations featuring tracks like 'put your hands up for detroit' that came out in 2006. WTF.

That happened to me once when I had to used a borrowed windows machine to do an upgrade on a router. I have never used Windows since.