Ironic.

Deliciously.

Jar as in a mason jar you put pickles in? What on earth...

I've already put 3 bars on the **** off list

******* useless iPad keyboard boats and auto-correct (boats FFS???? Where the future cooperation did that come from??? I rest my case)

EDIT: hang on... future cooperation???? I typed ****!!!!!! How can a mistype of **** be corrected to future cooperation???
I give in :frown:

****ed up sleep patterns that mean I have to go without so I fall asleep at the right time

:lux::lux::lux:

People - particularly sports presenters on the radio who are paid to talk for a living - who pronounce triathlon as 'triathalon'

James Corden.

It's bad enough that media darlings fawn all over him because he does some television talk show that nobody in America watches, let alone over here.

Now he's doing his shtick on some advert where he's supposed to be somebody's driver. He's like the irritating bloke in the office who thinks he's funny but you just wish would belt up, just for five minutes. The Paloma Faith of overweight actors.

People pulling out from buying a property 24 hours before exchange after 4 months of stress and negotiation.

Shocking that this kind of behaviour is allowed/legal.

Know the feeling. Was dire.

That is a thread all of its own, surely.
Bad and/or developing use of language is one thing : mispronouncing is just un-a-set-able as a briefly famous child's nanny used to say, a lot,on tv.

Agree totally. There should be some kind of penalty charge.

Apple don't like no potty mouth ;)

I know how that feels, happend to me many years ago.
The whole buying a property business needs a kick up the rear?

People who step out of a doorway, like from a shop or a tube train, stop and look straight at you walking towards and about to pass in front of them, who then take one more step forward and stop again, causing you to take emergency "swerve the spatially challenged idiot" action

Finishing work early and sitting down at the pc to watch the press conference only to find a hardback copy of Roy Keane's 'The Second Half' perched smugly in front of the keyboard. When I asked the Mrs how the sickening abomination came to be there, she said 'John from down the road dropped it in for you because he knows you like football'. Hold on, it's not over yet, this is the really disgusting part... 'You'd better thank him'!

The media fawning over Usain Bolt.I get it,he's quick and has a personality,but is there any need to have a countdown clock with #Boltdown on the BBC every time he races.They treat us all like we're 5.

Bolt can now officially be referred to as The Great Usain Bolt by Bbc commentators unlike the rest of the unknown African middle and long distance runners awarded the same accolade by foster and cram.