Watching a good play on C4 The Watchman. I swear there are more ads than play.

That's easy for you to say!

Fat f*cks tweeting about shoving pies down their gobs wanking over it and me not being able to slaughter the fat c*nt because he's blocked me. Yet I still get his eating tweets into my email inbox. Eating strawberries in the garden was the last one. Who gives a c*nt. Stuff your face and shut it and f*ck off while you're doing it.

I had to turn Only Connect off on Monday after one of the team's spokespeople insisted on giving each answer with, 'so...'.

I know it's been covered already but for FFS you're giving a short answer, not an account of your day at work (although using it anywhere is still irritating).

Feeling especially intolerant today.
Flying from Stansted Airport which is full of 'cockney wankers' and foreigners, both groups which are inferior to myself.Also apart from my wife and I there are very few attractive people in the world.

:D

The fact that my missus only enjoys takeaways that cannot be ******* delivered.

****.

Tell her to go and get it - you can't go as you are waiting in for yours to be delivered:D

I think she's having an affair with the neighbour.

The Money Saving Expert.

Alex James - cheese-making wazzack

:D

If only. I'd be free to find some 30 stone elephant who enjoys a curry every night.

Brb, neighbour is posting some menus through the door.

:supergrin:

That Salford team having another documentary on TV tonight.

Bryan Swanson. Can't help thinking he looks like a spitting image puppet.

Twats who are love nothing more than to point out minor spelling errors...even if spellcheck realted


And yes...a deliberate one there.

I make no apologies for my helpfulness.

The X-Factor.

Simon Cowell needs assassinating, pronto...can't we send him to Syria for Red Nose day?

Mildly famous people who say "everybody knows that I. ...." when no one has ever heard of them