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bubbs11 28-10-2016 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DocSavage (Post 13287563)
no one offers me a drink or biscuit at work!

can't they/you take your flask with you and stop freeloading?
:p

I actually always offer tea/coffee/juice/biscuits to workmen, although had I known the poor level of workmanship from some, that only becomes apparent months later, I would've offered them cat biscuits and arsenic.

TopKnot 28-10-2016 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Superfly (Post 13287521)
That's not the little bird outside Liverpool Street is it? By the Ronnies. I've had to hold myself back from snatching the NME and ripping it up into tiny pieces and ranting like a crazed loon whilst dribbling from my foaming mouth. It's been a close call.
Not specifically (I was thinking about Southwark station) but it happens everywhere. Do they get paid by the amount of crappy free magazines that they get rid of?

danpalace07 28-10-2016 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13287568)
That's just ignorant. I even let the gas meter reader get a hand job off my missus because I was in the middle of throwing a lump up her when he rang the doorbell.

This is available at porrnhub.com under the title of 'Cuckold Gas Wanker'.
:D

Nostrils 28-10-2016 10:03 PM
Books with 'A Novel' written on the front cover.

Jim Cannon 28-10-2016 10:17 PM
Whilst on the subject of workmen thanks a bunch to the plumber that poured one shot down my sink today, so haphazardly it has now discoloured it. Anyone who has any ideas of how to clean this off let me know cos I can't

Mr Mojo Risin 28-10-2016 10:19 PM
Halloween. What is the point?

Jim Cannon 28-10-2016 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Mojo Risin (Post 13287749)
Halloween. What is the point?
The yanks got hold of it and turned it into a big deal and it kind of got copied over here

DARZET EAGLE 28-10-2016 11:09 PM
Waste of time, and vast sums of money. Sadly now a lot more than just 'trick or treat'.:veryangry

Yoda 29-10-2016 12:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13287564)
How do I feel about it ? I would give you a slight discount and a lovely hug at the end of my job:)
Excellent!

I'll try that approach again when we have another lengthy job next year. I did wonder if they considered us poor hosts for not making it for them, but that wasn't our intention.

Think I'll make extra effort with the biscuit choice though...gotta keep good builders happy!

Hedgehog 29-10-2016 02:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13287751)
The yanks got hold of it and turned it into a big deal and it kind of got copied over here
Closely followed by Valentin's Day. :wallbash:

chrisophiex 29-10-2016 09:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13287748)
Whilst on the subject of workmen thanks a bunch to the plumber that poured one shot down my sink today, so haphazardly it has now discoloured it. Anyone who has any ideas of how to clean this off let me know cos I can't

Sorry .... what does one shot mean ? Whisky ? :confused:

bubbs11 29-10-2016 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13288306)
Sorry .... what does one shot mean ? Whisky ? :confused:
I'm thinking it's a typo and there should be an i where the o is.

Nostrils 29-10-2016 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13287748)
Whilst on the subject of workmen thanks a bunch to the plumber that poured one shot down my sink today, so haphazardly it has now discoloured it. Anyone who has any ideas of how to clean this off let me know cos I can't
One Shot is Sulphuric acid - If you're not careful it can leave purple coloured stains. I doubt you'll get rid of those unfortunately.

art malice 29-10-2016 10:25 AM
Just remembered I had a seriously innocuous dream involving Phil Neville last night FFS

chrisophiex 29-10-2016 10:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13288322)
I'm thinking it's a typo and there should be an i where the o is.

Oh.....Ine shot :p

Icy 29-10-2016 07:56 PM
Talksport or 5 live football phone is. Jesus Christ all Man Utd fans and scousers really are utter *****.

Sam Spade 29-10-2016 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Icy (Post 13289675)
Talksport or 5 live football phone is. Jesus Christ all Man Utd fans and scousers really are utter *****.
....and they're all lifelong supporters from Tunbridge Wells.

cappuccinoeagle 29-10-2016 08:14 PM
Liverpool fans today - throwing flares, only singing when they score and nicking Southampton's song.

Fireworks - time for a government to ban them except for displays.

Blokes with topknots

the drexciyan 29-10-2016 08:24 PM
Having to deal with an issue in my building where one tenant was subletting a toilet to another one. Thanks for all the hassle in dealing with that stunning level of grubby pettiness you wanker.

the drexciyan 29-10-2016 08:26 PM
Oh yeah and Palace home form. FFS the most compelling reason to rebuild the ground.


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