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Maidstoned Eagle 04-03-2017 10:02 AM

Having the house to yourself for a night, no kids to wake you up, no wife with a long list of jobs for you to do, just a lazy Saturday morning to have a lie in etc..........wake up at 7am!!!!

Worksop Palace 04-03-2017 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 13517507)
Parents who dont bring their children to football training but say in the same message" they will be ok for the match tomorrow"
Thanks for putting yourself out.

Simple solution to that. No train - No play

Pat of the Palace 04-03-2017 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 13517515)
Having the house to yourself for a night, no kids to wake you up, no wife with a long list of jobs for you to do, just a lazy Saturday morning to have a lie in etc..........wake up at 7am!!!!

Knock one out and back to sleep in your own filth. Simples.

Maidstoned Eagle 04-03-2017 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 13517537)
Knock one out and back to sleep in your own filth. Simples.

What do you think I did at 7:03?

Nostrils 04-03-2017 12:29 PM

Working on a Saturday.
Kitchen fitters that leave no access to service a boiler.
Kitchen fitters that completely box gas meters in.
Gas fitters that install ovens blocking doorways/fire escapes.
Landlords that expect you to lie on gas certificates to save them a few quid whilst putting your own neck on the line.

fioreuk 04-03-2017 03:29 PM

:jerkit: Pogba

As well as playing for the :jerkit:, his :jerkit:ish haircuts, his personal emoji and being an all round over rated :jerkit:.....the covering his mouth every time he says anything on the pitch is farking annoying. Don't want to hear or see what the :jerkit: has to say anyway.

:jerkit:

Leopald Stotch 04-03-2017 03:29 PM

People who finish a statement with the word 'bosh'. Jamie Oliver wannabe c**ts.

danpalace07 04-03-2017 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 13517979)
People who finish a statement with the word 'bosh'. Jamie Oliver wannabe c**ts.

Let's face it, anyone imitating that wanker has problems

macstar 04-03-2017 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13517491)
Subway = 💩

exactly..but theyve killed of those little sandwich shops normally portuguese or italian owned that would give you tons of fillings...

there are not many options on the high street now

chrisophiex 04-03-2017 03:47 PM

Mr Dyson's voice on the Dyson adverts.

Isle of Wight 04-03-2017 07:16 PM

"Yohan Cabaye played a sublime cross-field pass for his team-mate on the left of the area. The former Manchester United player chested down the ball and then struck a low, angled effort past keeper Ben Foster"

Why bring the wankers into it?

Dobbo 04-03-2017 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13519331)
"Yohan Cabaye played a sublime cross-field pass for his team-mate on the left of the area. The former Manchester United player chested down the ball and then struck a low, angled effort past keeper Ben Foster"

Why bring the wankers into it?

They taught him all he knows of course

Icy 05-03-2017 03:54 PM

Having your flight cancelled and an afternoon in the holiday inn. Lucky there's a pub next door...

Hedgehog 05-03-2017 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13519331)
"Yohan Cabaye played a sublime cross-field pass for his team-mate on the left of the area. The former Manchester United player chested down the ball and then struck a low, angled effort past keeper Ben Foster"

Why bring the wankers into it?

I saw that... pissed me off also.

mushroom 06-03-2017 03:07 PM

Parcelforce.

My parcel was meant to be delivered between 10-11am. At 12 I phoned depot, they said the driver is 5 mins away, apologised for hour delay. By 1pm... I phoned back they said they would put me on hold while they called the driver... they said he is turning into your road now... I walk out on to my drive... no van. I call back...
Parcelforce: He is stuck in traffic
Me: How can he be stuck in traffic, you just told me he is turning in to my road?
Parcelforce: Er, I'll call him again
***I'm put on hold****
Parcelforce: We hope to have it to you anytime from now to 6pm.

BR5 Eagle 06-03-2017 03:18 PM

The prick that was supposed to be buying our flat. Spent the last few weeks telling us how keen he was to move in quickly so we have pushed everyone hard to get our purchase moving and today he's decided he doesn't want it.

mushroom 06-03-2017 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 13521752)
Parcelforce.

My parcel was meant to be delivered between 10-11am. At 12 I phoned depot, they said the driver is 5 mins away, apologised for hour delay. By 1pm... I phoned back they said they would put me on hold while they called the driver... they said he is turning into your road now... I walk out on to my drive... no van. I call back...
Parcelforce: He is stuck in traffic
Me: How can he be stuck in traffic, you just told me he is turning in to my road?
Parcelforce: Er, I'll call him again
***I'm put on hold****
Parcelforce: We hope to have it to you anytime from now to 6pm.



*Update*

Manager phoned, the delivery time that i was sent by text was sent in error, it was always going to be a 6pm delivery. I asked why I was told the driver was...
A) 5mins away
B) Turning in to my street.

The managers reply blew me away... he said the guy I spoke to on the phone, had to "think on his feet" and "admittedly didn't do it well" Drivers don't have company mobiles, so when he put me on hold... he was probably asking a colleague what to say.

I admired the managers honesty.

art malice 06-03-2017 03:54 PM

People reversing out of their drive into the main road. Isn't it easier to reverse in?

beef 06-03-2017 03:55 PM

Procrastination driving

Stonewall 06-03-2017 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13521837)
People reversing out of their drive into the main road. Isn't it easier to reverse in?

It also contravenes the Highway Code.


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