They're called scousers mate

Shops like Poundland and Card zone are a ******* minefield. You do well to hold onto your shit in places like that when you're not seasoned shopper like me.

I tend to have a blip out in Ikea. Especially in the collection area. I also once tried to be smart and get a double wardrobe in the car rather than paying the outrageous delivery prices. Anyway, one tap of the brakes later and I'm on the phone to auto glass for a replacement windshield.

I'll pay for delivery next time.

TV shows that can't decide what they are.

For example, The One Show tonight. Rod Stewart and Jimmy Carr are the guests. Is it a chat show? Or a comedy? And in the middle of it they, (bizarrely), do a piece on police drones!

Someone called Sean Smith. Involves a P45.

Or wives

Takeaways charging two pound plus for rice

Burger King burgers being so messy and nearly falling out the other end. It's a shame as they're much better than McDonalds

1. You get in a lift on the 21st floor to go down to ground level. It then stops on level 20 for someone else to get in. They then proceed to push button 19. Lazy *****.

2. As above, but when they get in the lift, they then hold the door open so they can finish the conversation they're having with someone standing outside. Get in, shut the **** up, and let's move FFS!!

People who stand at urinals and fart as loudly as possible, before prosecuting said fart until you can virtually hear the bubbles that must soon be on the end of it if they don't stop.

When you break it down per grain it works out quite reasonable.

I was once in a crowded pub toilet when someone did that and then a voice piped up with the thickest Brummy accent I've ever heard saying "You'd better wipe that before it sticks". Lovely stuff.

and chippys and kebaberies charging £2 for a bag of chips, chips should never ever be more than a pound

People on here who simply cannot spell B O L A S I E.

It's really not difficult is it ?

see also the difficulty people have in spelling Fraizer Campbell

Or Steve Parish with ONE 'r', NOT F--KING TWO!! :grrr:

Not having enough time in the day to do things .

Dick heads setting fireworks off in the middle of the night, why wait until 11pm or midnight to do this, it gets dart at 6pm you cnuts

Roy Hodgson and his inability to pick any exciting players for a friendly. IT'S A FRIENDLY FFS.

'Is everything ok with your meal?' Translated as 'tip generously, bastard'

Rest assured, if it wasn't, i'd tell you.