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Worksop Palace 04-11-2015 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12649942)
Relating to that, victim behaviour. People who think the whole world is against them and everyone else is to blame for their shortcommings.

They're called scousers mate

glenn.f 04-11-2015 06:07 PM

Shops like Poundland and Card zone are a ******* minefield. You do well to hold onto your shit in places like that when you're not seasoned shopper like me.

Joe85 04-11-2015 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12650490)
Shops like Poundland and Card zone are a ******* minefield. You do well to hold onto your shit in places like that when you're not seasoned shopper like me.

I tend to have a blip out in Ikea. Especially in the collection area. I also once tried to be smart and get a double wardrobe in the car rather than paying the outrageous delivery prices. Anyway, one tap of the brakes later and I'm on the phone to auto glass for a replacement windshield.

I'll pay for delivery next time.

Breaking rocks 04-11-2015 07:12 PM

TV shows that can't decide what they are.

For example, The One Show tonight. Rod Stewart and Jimmy Carr are the guests. Is it a chat show? Or a comedy? And in the middle of it they, (bizarrely), do a piece on police drones!

CedarEagle 04-11-2015 07:24 PM

Someone called Sean Smith. Involves a P45.

Jim Cannon 04-11-2015 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12650488)
They're called scousers mate

Or wives

art malice 04-11-2015 08:16 PM

Takeaways charging two pound plus for rice

danpalace07 04-11-2015 10:50 PM

Burger King burgers being so messy and nearly falling out the other end. It's a shame as they're much better than McDonalds

JJ 05-11-2015 02:35 AM

1. You get in a lift on the 21st floor to go down to ground level. It then stops on level 20 for someone else to get in. They then proceed to push button 19. Lazy *****.

2. As above, but when they get in the lift, they then hold the door open so they can finish the conversation they're having with someone standing outside. Get in, shut the **** up, and let's move FFS!!

JJ 05-11-2015 02:38 AM

People who stand at urinals and fart as loudly as possible, before prosecuting said fart until you can virtually hear the bubbles that must soon be on the end of it if they don't stop.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-11-2015 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12650643)
Takeaways charging two pound plus for rice

When you break it down per grain it works out quite reasonable.

The Norwoodsman 05-11-2015 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12650949)
People who stand at urinals and fart as loudly as possible, before prosecuting said fart until you can virtually hear the bubbles that must soon be on the end of it if they don't stop.

I was once in a crowded pub toilet when someone did that and then a voice piped up with the thickest Brummy accent I've ever heard saying "You'd better wipe that before it sticks". Lovely stuff.

Kylie_Tracey 05-11-2015 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12650643)
Takeaways charging two pound plus for rice

and chippys and kebaberies charging 2 for a bag of chips, chips should never ever be more than a pound

For Paranoias 05-11-2015 09:44 AM

People on here who simply cannot spell B O L A S I E.

It's really not difficult is it ?

Jim Cannon 05-11-2015 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12651153)
People on here who simply cannot spell B O L A S I E.

It's really not difficult is it ?

see also the difficulty people have in spelling Fraizer Campbell

andyocpfc 05-11-2015 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12651153)
People on here who simply cannot spell B O L A S I E.

It's really not difficult is it ?

Or Steve Parish with ONE 'r', NOT F--KING TWO!! :grrr:

chrisophiex 05-11-2015 01:14 PM

Not having enough time in the day to do things .

spunky 05-11-2015 01:54 PM

Dick heads setting fireworks off in the middle of the night, why wait until 11pm or midnight to do this, it gets dart at 6pm you cnuts

viking's no1 05-11-2015 02:06 PM

Roy Hodgson and his inability to pick any exciting players for a friendly. IT'S A FRIENDLY FFS.

elgin eagle 05-11-2015 02:46 PM

'Is everything ok with your meal?' Translated as 'tip generously, bastard'

Rest assured, if it wasn't, i'd tell you.


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