Smoking area conversations, yes I can see it is raining, now shut up or say something interesting.

Non smokers in a smoking area.

Sliding down big feck off hills in a 140 tonne train trying to brake and getting faster instead of slower.

Yoghurt.

Ticket machines at Lime Street Station that right royally rip you off and don't offer the correct/cheapest fares.😡😡😡

That my local station is now sponsored by an estate agent.

Thick people camping out on airport floors claiming to be 'stranded' every time there is a small problem at an airport

There are no flights you braindead wankers, go back to your hotel, get pissed and make the most out of an extra day or so.

Are you talking about people on package holidays who have come from a hotel?

That should be another 'things that annoy you', people on package holidays.:lux:

That droning "Liveeerpool Liiiiverpool" chant, which seems to be the only thing Liverpool fans sing these days. F*cking pony.

And another thing, the way commentators and the media go on about the Anfield Kop as if it's some sort of holy grail of football. The place is an old people's home these days.

Did you know Peter (on the right) is a big Palace fan? Used to go to games with him

Are you sure it wasn't Just an Illusion?

Love it !!

Hotels that have that sign in the bathroom ;

'To help us protect the environment, please re use your towels'

Bollox like the environment. It's to save you money. Arseholes

Whilst on the subject of hotels:

Wifi fees.
They use to fleece us with their telephone charges, then we all got mobiles and the hotel room phone was only used for ordering room service. Now we all have smart phones and wifi laptops they fleece us again. Bastards.

Same as 'Please do not put tissues in the toilet'. Hellloooooo! Having wiped my backside on some I'm not taking 'em home with me, sorry. Could fill up the bin with 'em but you know the rest...large whiff of rotting curries etc. Can wait till I get to the Brighton changing room before letting rip. Much more satisfying & no tissues required.

trams

Seeing the takeover rumour thread bumped with an actual takeover rumour.

The place is an old chinese people's home these days

Having seen a couple of trailers,Lady In The Van