Japanese lesbians. Why sound like 8 year old kids being tortured? Or any Nip being f*cked to be honest. Ruins my wank.

Getting a puncture on my bike 11 miles from home, and not being able to fix it.

I really like that it's censored though, that way I can watch it with my kids.

People that comment on what your eating!

Thing like "That's heart attack food" etc. I don't care, leave me alone and do one.

Good one that! WHY!?

I'm getting increasingly irritated by people on public transport who insist, not on sitting next to me, but sitting in the seat on the other side of the gangway, but on the inside nearest to me.

The window seat is free! Keep as far away from me as possible please. It's actually worse than sharing my seat. At least when people sit right next to me it's sort of validating and I feel slightly good about myself.

Dropping a large :angel: tumbler of port and brandy all over the (oatmeal) hall carpet.

Are you annoyed at the loss of the port and brandy or the stain on the carpet?

The way Americans do their date. Month then day then year. No, it goes Day Month Year in order of length of time in the rest of the world. Why do they do this??

The loss of the port and brandy is hurting more at the moment to be honest.

I would expect a new carpet to be arriving courtesy of our insurers at some point but I'm not sure they will cover the drink.:sob:

I do agree but... when you say the date e.g, November 11th then ...

Fascist ***** who use horrific events to push their own hate filled agendas.

Bus drivers who pull away from bus stops without looking

This.

Within a minute of my first post on Friday's tragedy, a poster blamed immigration!

Shoppers that get to the checkout and let the person on the till start to put the shopping through and then remember they left the bags in the car and instead of buying one wander off to the car park to get them. Just remember your going to the shops you now need a bag or pay the 5p its simple really people did it for years .

Forgetting my bags when I get to the check out at the supermarket and having to send my son sprinting to the car to retrieve them.

But I say 11th of November ;)

Some little charmer at my daughters school sent her a picture of my daughter with 'this is the face of a bitch' typed underneath.

Annoyance doesn't really cut it. You can only feel for the poor innocent moslem kids in France and the children of idiots who will set upon them in the days to come. Not just children either. Even adults won't be spared from these braindead racist scum. I'm not an especially violent man but certain things push my buttons. There should be a 'things you would take a police caution for' thread.

Aches and pains as i get older. I used to heal so quickly.
Trapped nerve in my back alongside a pulled groin which have barely healed in two months and now topped off by squashing the top of my finger under a manhole cover. Happy days.

That my left earhole is physically incapable of retaining a headphone when you lose the wee furry yoke that covers them.

Losing the wee furry yoke that goes on the end of headphones.