Nah, countryfile is good most of the time

One Show is dog shit I agree

Lending somebody a video recorder for a while and 8 months later they've still got it.

Overrated professional Welsh persons,overloud singers,step forward,Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey

The concept of sending Christmas cards. What is the point???!

I maybe getting old, but I enjoy countryfile, its good Sunday night tv.

Alex Jones on the other hand inevitably has a collapsed minge, and is just a truly awful presenter.

Being compelled to attend work Christmas do's. Why would I actively choose to sit at a crappy restaurant with people i spend all my time with at an overpriced crappy restaurant and eat rubber turkey?!

Secret Santa. Not sure what's so fun about having to buy a present for someone I've met about 3 times.

Having to say "have a good weekend" to colleagues when leaving on a Friday. Quite honestly I couldn't give a crap how their weekends are

Spitting

To send seasons greetings ?

Aren't you a little ray of sunshine.

Bars that only employ two or three people behind the bar on a Saturday night when it's obviously going to be rammed.

When someone is forever on their mobile telecommunications device when in your company but cannot be bothered to answer a phone call or text from you when they are with others.

Mature/ Vintage cheddar. If I'm going to buy cheese that someone has dared to call either Mature or Vintage, I want it to remove the skin off the roof of my f***ing mouth when I eat it. I do not want to waste money because some dozy bint behind a deli counter has sworn blind that this is 'the strongest cheddar' they do, only to get home and find out that my socks have got more flavour. The c-units that grade cheddar strength either need to get their act together or f***ing choke to death on some of their insipid offerings!

From BBS

"Nail on head" or humorous variants
"Kick on"
"Pullis, Parrish and Bolassie"
Any confusion with the 25 man squad, its very simple


From world
Social Media
"Can I get"
"Enjoy your meals" (we are having a meal)

Some religious views on relationships

'......the next level'. Say it in front of me, and I will stab you in the eye with a pencil.

That one makes me so ******* angry. If someone said it to me, I'd tell the **** "fine, come around here and GET it yourself" can't stand these Americanisms.

People that pronounce "z" "zee" and "zebra" "zee bra". ******* DO ONE , it its a "zee-o" is it? stop trying to be clever and a bit different. We're British. Enjoy it.

Dan Snow. Over privileged, right wing, posh boy c-unit. Seems to be on every programme now days. Twunt of the first degree, absolutely makes my skin crawl.

Not being able to sleep :S: