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strolling bones 14-04-2018 06:47 PM

Brighton fans who won't answer their phones after we've just shown them they are mere mortals :D

little al 14-04-2018 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14209711)
I love the film 13 Hours in Benghazi, doesnt mean I want to go there anytime soon.

Nor me Benidorm. It looks as tacky as Blackpool.

strawberry mivi 14-04-2018 08:11 PM

Horses

Stellavista 14-04-2018 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14208081)
Why?

Mainly because they are utter shit, along with that Brinsley Sccwwzz and that Ducks Deluxe. The arse end of full ashtray, bad aftershave and cheap beer rock. F*cking awful.

newish eagle 15-04-2018 05:02 PM

People who spend ages at cashpoints doing what seems to be their personal banking.

And then they whip another card out and repeat the process.

Itís a one minute visit for cash, isnít it?

pallet 15-04-2018 07:03 PM

Heatwave my arse

matayusgiovanni 15-04-2018 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 14212052)
Heatwave my arse

Microwave my gonads.

ceeby 15-04-2018 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by matayusgiovanni (Post 14212125)
Microwave my gonads.

Demi-wave my pubes

Isle of Wight 15-04-2018 10:25 PM

Wave at my penis

Hibernator 16-04-2018 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by matayusgiovanni (Post 14212125)
Microwave my gonads.

:supergrin:

Hibernator 16-04-2018 12:36 AM

Nuke my nipples.

Hibernator 16-04-2018 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 14206801)
People that are overly polite to the point that you know it's fake and then make you wonder if they're trying to take the piss.

I cannot apologise enough over this. I'm so so sorry :sunglasses:

Maidstoned Eagle 16-04-2018 11:43 AM

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Working in an English language school, posters put up to celebrate "Earth Day", come in this morning to find that, out of the 3 English teachers working here on Friday (I wasn't in) NO ONE spotted this....

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 16-04-2018 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by strawberry mivi (Post 14210129)
Horses

Yep. Get off the road you road tax dodging fly magnets.

Pat of the Palace 16-04-2018 07:53 PM

Lazy English teachers who don't work Friday. Then whinge that their put upon workmates didn't spot a small mistake.
;)

thefox 16-04-2018 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14212906)
Working in an English language school, posters put up to celebrate "Earth Day", come in this morning to find that, out of the 3 English teachers working here on Friday (I wasn't in) NO ONE spotted this....

Happy Ear, hooter and throat day ?

Baffled Bob 2 16-04-2018 08:09 PM

When tickets for a concert sell out quickly and a newspaper says they're on sale on Stubhub for "up to" £4000

They're also on sale for £100 and those are the ones that are selling

Maidstoned Eagle 16-04-2018 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 14213675)
Lazy English teachers who don't work Friday. Then whinge that their put upon workmates didn't spot a small mistake.
;)

Where's that wanker emoji?

little al 16-04-2018 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14212906)
Working in an English language school, posters put up to celebrate "Earth Day", come in this morning to find that, out of the 3 English teachers working here on Friday (I wasn't in) NO ONE spotted this....

WTF is Earth Day?

PIE "N" MASH 16-04-2018 08:49 PM

It's that time of year again and they are back,yes I give you the "fair weather rider".
All the gear and no idea, couldn't filter if there lives depended on it.Must give a special mention to the Paris Dakar wannabes,you look proper wankers with ya metal box's and handle bars that are 12ft wide dressed head to toe in BMW grey:jerkit::jerkit

Another thing that is annoying me is they lorry trailer that's been abandoned on they side of the A13 just after the M25 as you head into town,will you bloody well topple over before next week so I can win me bet:wallbash:


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