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Hedgehog 19-04-2018 04:56 PM

Pneumatic drilling in the street outside at 7:00am!

Stellavista 19-04-2018 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kylie_Tracey (Post 14217479)
the traffic around the area is gridlocked most of the day plus South Carriage Drive is closed all week, yet they keep on about the dreadful air quality in London.

Hyde Park has been f*cked up since that c*nt Boris put an entirely pointless section of the cycling superhighway through it.

Selhurst Celtic 19-04-2018 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by saxoneagle (Post 14217895)
When famous people die, why do people always go "they were a really nice person and really funny, too", rather than tell the truth?

"Glad he's dead. He wasn't funny at all, and was an annoying **** to go with it"

That's your obituary done & dusted, nice one.

Ruskin Old Boy 19-04-2018 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 14217494)
Agree there.

Integration always got me. The words of my maths teacher (Mr Smith at John Ruskin - others here will remember him well; he lived to be 99, but I digress) used to echo around the room at 100 decibels and still ring in my ears to this day, "NEVER FORGET THE CONSTANT OF INTEGRATION!!" :D

Even though he's departed for the big multiplication tables in the sky you still call him Mr Smith. Now that's what I call respect :D

davech 19-04-2018 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ruskin Old Boy (Post 14218133)
Even though he's departed for the big multiplication tables in the sky you still call him Mr Smith. Now that's what I call respect :D

Nothing but!

He used to mark homework out of 25 and somehow got me through O-Level Maths. He often called me an idiot, usually on the cricket field. He led an almost troglodytic existence in Room 1. Everyone passed by in total silence :D. It was the quietest corridor in the building.

One person once was giving a very loud, graphic impression of Smut demanding sex from his wife. He couldn't see him behind him, but we could. It was agony keeping a straight face. It was a classic when he twigged something was afoot and turned to see Smut standing there, stony-faced. Smut just looked one of his looks and turned away.

Dear old Smut only died in 2012. He lived to 1100011 years old in binary.

Isle of Wight 19-04-2018 05:43 PM

The first day of the year when it's warm enough to sit outside after work and some c££t statsa f())king bonfire down the road ��������

Anneseagles 19-04-2018 07:18 PM

Being surrounded by neighbours who have to light their stinking bbqs as soon as we get some decent weather.

PIE "N" MASH 19-04-2018 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Anneseagles (Post 14218309)
Being surrounded by neighbours who have to light their stinking bbqs as soon as we get some decent weather.

Not invited were you :frown:

Be glad your not my neighbour,I'll stink you out at -5:p

strawberry mivi 19-04-2018 07:59 PM

Finding out that the air-con is the car isn't working.

Maidstoned Eagle 19-04-2018 08:00 PM

Open the window

Yoda 19-04-2018 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 14218171)
The first day of the year when it's warm enough to sit outside after work and some c££t statsa f())king bonfire down the road ��������

Now that’s out of order, just when everyone wants to fling open their windows.

I used to live in a street with v large gardens and you’re right that some people are inconsiderate with their bonfires. And every weekend was a cacophony of petrol mowers, leaf blowers etc.

Your planned snooze in the garden on a sunny Sunday afternoon was interrupted by hours of mowing and then smoke.

thefox 19-04-2018 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14218384)
Open the window

Do you really expect people to cope without air con at 20c ? Seriously, think of their suffering.

Hibernator 19-04-2018 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14216444)
The billboard ads round Bromley which say ‘Bring ID - to vote on 3 May’.

They could have swapped the date round and had a catchy rhyme, the twats

Or,

Bring proof to enter the booth?

Maidstoned Eagle 19-04-2018 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by thefox (Post 14218397)
Do you really expect people to cope without air con at 20c ? Seriously, think of their suffering.

:supergrin:

art malice 19-04-2018 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Hibernator (Post 14218421)
Or,

Bring proof to enter the booth?

:)

Why not give a shite -

and exercise your democratic right?

little al 20-04-2018 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14218114)
Pneumatic drilling in the street outside at 7:00am!

Haha, I have just finished a night shift, we started with a breaker on a digger right next to someones house at 11.30 pm, I don't blame them for not being happy, even though they were warned the work would be taking place.

Hedgehog 20-04-2018 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14219027)
Haha, I have just finished a night shift, we started with a breaker on a digger right next to someones house at 11.30 pm, I don't blame them for not being happy, even though they were warned the work would be taking place.

They have my sympathy! But yes if they were notified and didn't complain, then they can't really complain so to speak.

Coastal Palace 20-04-2018 10:20 PM

I've had to use the train again this week. One thing I noted about this species was that they get a double seat, sit on the outside seat and put their bag next to the window seat.
Why?
C*nts

TopKnot 20-04-2018 10:35 PM

People who post ‘who?’ On celebrity RIP threads. Would take 5 seconds to google it, but nooooo must seek attention.

Coastal Palace 20-04-2018 10:38 PM

Train travellers who get on at Lewes and take 2 seats up with their bags.

Kill them all!

Even if they haven't got a bag.


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