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Skiddo 13-07-2019 12:43 AM

Indecisive talkers.

“So, I was kinda walking along the street and I felt like this thing came out of the sky, I think. Like, you know, I was kinda feeling shocked by what was happening, I guess. I dunno, does that like, make sense, or am I just sort of talking kinda weird?”

These people are becoming more and more common and it’s driving me insane.

Hedgehog 13-07-2019 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 14820582)
Indecisive talkers.

“So, I was kinda walking along the street and I felt like this thing came out of the sky, I think. Like, you know, I was kinda feeling shocked by what was happening, I guess. I dunno, does that like, make sense, or am I just sort of talking kinda weird?”

These people are becoming more and more common and it’s driving me insane.

Welcome to Valley Girl speak circa 1982!

Wayne Andrews is God 13-07-2019 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CP-RJW (Post 14820023)
Docusign

Load of shite, just give me a physical contract.

Not if you regularly have to sign a contract which require multiple signatures in different counties fairly regularly. (Not me, someone I know)

Wayne Andrews is God 13-07-2019 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14820591)
Welcome to Valley Girl speak circa 1982!

Mix that in with ‘vocal fry’ the new American way of speaking where people put their voice right at the point of croaking.
Newspiece on it: https://youtu.be/UuAQsnAVoMw

That mug Rian Johnson who directed the Last Jedi (not that Ive seen any of the new ones) as an example. Ive heard loads of Americans speak this way and it makes me feel sick. The women sound like witches and the men effeminate.

Example of this helmet
https://youtu.be/id76RguminE

Hedgehog 13-07-2019 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 14820610)
Mix that in with ‘vocal fry’ the new American way of speaking where people put there voice right at the point of croaking. That mug Rian Johnson who directed the Last Jedi (not that Ive seen any of the new ones) as an example. Ive heard loads of Americans speak this way and it makes me feel sick. The woman sound like witches and the men so effeminate.

Not familiar with any of them, but yes... American (or British for all I know) people who have to shout when they talk drives me nuts.

I stopped wearing my hearing aids FFS!

GorBlimey 13-07-2019 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14820526)
Out here, all the cool/hip/trendy (whatever the current word is) bars & grills have to serve micro brewery beer as it's the cool thing to do.

Trouble is they all seem to think that if you make a beer taste all fruity and Belgium style it is a good beer. Personally can't stand "Fruity" beer. I always end up getting the lightest (blonde) beer they sell, which invariable is like piss water.

Half these places don't even sell standard bottled beer any more.

No wonder I'm becoming a wino.


Cider made with berry infusions FFS! :eek:


Cider is alcoholic apple juice and nothing else has anything to do with it.


F*ck right off with your middle-class combinations.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 13-07-2019 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 14820582)
Indecisive talkers.

“So, I was kinda walking along the street and I felt like this thing came out of the sky, I think. Like, you know, I was kinda feeling shocked by what was happening, I guess. I dunno, does that like, make sense, or am I just sort of talking kinda weird?”

These people are becoming more and more common and it’s driving me insane.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

audreytatou 13-07-2019 12:17 PM

not knowing if vegans can ingest semen...as vegans that is..i mean i know they can but ...oh you know what I mean...any vegans on here??

Little Fozzie 13-07-2019 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by audreytatou (Post 14820873)
not knowing if vegans can ingest semen...as vegans that is..i mean i know they can but ...oh you know what I mean...any vegans on here??

Early morning Spoons sesh is it?

Hibernator 13-07-2019 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by audreytatou (Post 14820873)
not knowing if vegans can ingest semen...as vegans that is..i mean i know they can but ...oh you know what I mean...any vegans on here??


"He's a freak of nature'
But we love him so.
He's a freak of nature,
But we let him go oo wo"...

chrisophiex 14-07-2019 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Andrews is God (Post 14820610)
Mix that in with ‘vocal fry’ the new American way of speaking where people put their voice right at the point of croaking.
Newspiece on it: https://youtu.be/UuAQsnAVoMw

That mug Rian Johnson who directed the Last Jedi (not that Ive seen any of the new ones) as an example. Ive heard loads of Americans speak this way and it makes me feel sick. The women sound like witches and the men effeminate.

Example of this helmet
https://youtu.be/id76RguminE



Wow...never know there was a name for it. I’ve heard vocal fry on many podcasts, especially American podcasts, and found it really annoying.

This YouTube video is amusing, as the presenter of the clip informs and dissects the ins and outs of vocal fry, whilst at the same time does it herself on the video. Probably intentional.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vMtbWt0wRyM

davech 14-07-2019 10:16 AM

Ed Sheeran. Again. (Still?).

Apparently the poor little ginger sausage is suffering from anxiety. Now he knows how the rest of us feel the moment any of his drivel pollutes the airwaves. Mark Clattenc*unt is a big fan, which says it all, really.

PIE "N" MASH 14-07-2019 11:38 AM

Making a schoolboy error when changing the brake pads on me sprinter and not torquing up the caliper bolts:rolleyes:

cappuccinoeagle 14-07-2019 04:08 PM

Things regarding the Cricket World Cup-
The over the top announcer between overs.
And Sourav Ganguly.

ExiledStirling 14-07-2019 04:38 PM

My phone giving me google updates on Liverpool friendly games (and no other games) .. A few days ago it was for their game against Tranmere, today against Bradford City.

I have no idea what I have done wrong to deserve this.

bubbs11 14-07-2019 09:06 PM

England actually winning something for the first time in ages and I couldn’t give a sh*t cos it’s cricket. :sob:




I’m off to the happy thread to congratulate those of you it does mean soemthing to. Enjoy your evening.

thefox 15-07-2019 09:05 AM

Stormzys chequered flag waving.

Brummie Allan 15-07-2019 09:28 AM

Looking at Wilf Zaha on Twitter and Twitter saying you may also like this:- And Twitter giving me twenty odd Tweets on Arsenal related items. **** off.....

Panther 15-07-2019 10:22 AM

The Centre Court crowd at Wimbledon.

The rules governing how to win the cricket World Cup.

Other drivers on the M25.....no, other drivers everywhere.

Penstone Eagle 15-07-2019 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14822304)
My phone giving me google updates on Liverpool friendly games (and no other games) .. A few days ago it was for their game against Tranmere, today against Bradford City.

I have no idea what I have done wrong to deserve this.

lol, I get the same, particularly remember the Bradford one


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