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Yoda 20-04-2015 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordan's Jacket (Post 12348383)
Mobile phones. Quite simply the worst invention, ever.

Until they break, and then you really miss them.

Yoda 20-04-2015 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12348211)
The expression "the next level" it seems to everywhere from teams, to players, to products, to sales figures. Please please use something else.

It's like 'tomorrow', ie something you never actually reach.

Because as soon as we reach the next level, that becomes our current level and we want a different next level.

Jordan's Jacket 20-04-2015 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12348387)
Until they break, and then you really miss them.

But we wouldn't miss them if we never had them. Life was so much better without them

NorthPalace23 20-04-2015 06:45 PM

The expression, used at every Palace game after The Crystals perform, ''Give it up for.'' Like you've been holding it back!!

thefox 20-04-2015 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NorthPalace23 (Post 12348420)
The expression, used at every Palace game after The Crystals perform, ''Give it up for.'' Like you've been holding it back!!

Lets face it many have.

Anne Widdecombe, Anne Widdicombe.

Far East Eagle 20-04-2015 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 12348299)
The fact that people don't think escalator etiquette applies anywhere other than a tube station.

It should. Had to meet a colleague at Westfield the other day. The gormless, slack-jawed yokels lounging on the wrong side of the escalator drove me to distraction.

mate you should come to China, you see security guards having to tell people not to put their shopping trolleys on them

Selhurst Celtic 20-04-2015 07:03 PM

Forgetting my headphones this morning, which means no doubt having to listen to some div jabbering pig latin into their phone at a ridiculous volume on the train home this evening.

Chocky 20-04-2015 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12348391)
It's like 'tomorrow', ie something you never actually reach.

Because as soon as we reach the next level, that becomes our current level and we want a different next level.

Except in multi storey car parks.

Chocky 20-04-2015 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12348449)
Forgetting my headphones this morning, which means no doubt having to listen to some div jabbering pig latin into their phone at a ridiculous volume on the train home this evening.

Bastards who have loud keypad tones. Dib dib dib dib dib f*cking dib.

Oddjob 20-04-2015 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordan's Jacket (Post 12348392)
But we wouldn't miss them if we never had them. Life was so much better without them

Agreed 100%, I know they have their value but they have turned 80% of the population into mindless self obsessed pillocks.

Yoda 20-04-2015 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12348524)
Agreed 100%, I know they have their value but they have turned 80% of the population into mindless self obsessed pillocks.

Mobile phones are superb........sadly many mobile phone users are indeed self-obsessed and inconsiderate.

Chocky 20-04-2015 08:26 PM

Sorry missed those last two posts was on Facebook and taking a selfie.

chrisophiex 20-04-2015 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12348563)
Sorry missed those last two posts was on Facebook and taking a selfie.

Is that a euphemism ?

Stellavista 21-04-2015 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Georgie Boy (Post 12347904)
Going out for dinner and/or drinks and being faced with a bunch of rules and regulations.

One drink per person, order from the set menu because there's more than 5 people at your table, no you can't do that, sorry that's only for our members, sit down, stand up, this area is closing, move along please, no service from this side, sorry we don't do doubles...or shots...no beer on tap, plastic glasses, drinks tickets only, no drinks beyond this point, cue here, one in one out, no dancing, don't smile, don't look, don't breath, don't do...and definitely don't.

Bouncers and Security fuel the fire inside my socially sensitive soul.

Which prison was that?

little al 21-04-2015 07:43 AM

Getting home from a weekend away and realising that I have left my tablet charger in the hotel.:veryangry

THB 21-04-2015 08:11 AM

people who are behind you in a revolving door but still feel the need to push, speeding it all up so you have to jump out the other side. I'm pushing so you don't have to you dolt!

cpfc4evandeva 21-04-2015 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12348558)
Mobile phones are superb........sadly many mobile phone users are indeed self-obsessed and inconsiderate.

Sure. But then wouldn't the world be about 80% better if they just never existed? :)

My biggest problem with mobiles and laptops is some workplaces think that the train ride into work is now an extension of the office.

The more and more I see that kind of stuff, the happier I am that my employee doesn't expect this kind of shit off me.

elgin eagle 21-04-2015 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by THB (Post 12348877)
people who are behind you in a revolving door but still feel the need to push, speeding it all up so you have to jump out the other side. I'm pushing so you don't have to you dolt!

Have never experienced this. Must be tempting to stay in it, pushing it round and forcing them to jump out instead.

elgin eagle 21-04-2015 08:35 AM

People who start sentences with 'you do realise', raising their twat rating from medium to severe instantly.

thefox 21-04-2015 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 12348866)
Getting home from a weekend away and realising that I have left my tablet charger in the hotel.:veryangry

And then your wife says "which hotel was it, I will phone them for you".


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