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henryhallandhisbasque 29-06-2015 05:09 PM

Stuck at a Tesco petrol station forecourt waiting for a pump to free up. Man in white van using pump where I have parked up behind decides to walk off, get some tissue and start meticulously wiping some diesel spillage by his fuel flap. Wipes and wipes and wipes, then goes over to an older lady alongside, walks off and comes back with tissue and points to her fuel spillage, too. Now leaves perfectly safe and speedy pay at pump option and buggers off to join back of very long queue. Other pumps becoming free but taken by cars after me. Reaching the point of red mist, shout something disgusting based around Tesco being an effing s***hole and drive to Asda where I find they've ran out of diesel!!

Mr Statto 29-06-2015 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 12444632)
Groups of people who insist on walking 3 or 4 abreast on down the pavement. Worse still when they all link arms. Always completely oblivious to those trying to overtake.

I'm fairly sure I'm the only person in London that has anywhere to go and an idea of how to get there. Even walking across London Bridge to the station, there is literally no one in a hurry or indeed with any sense of urgency whatsoever. Does the entire population bar me manage to plan so fastidiously as to their train times that they're able to amble along without a care in the world and make their train with time to spare?

Real Londoners walk fast, they walk through tourists photos during rush hour. Where are they all?

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I always forget when I have Mrs Statto with me that she's not as adept as me at spotting & exploiting gaps & invariably turn round to discover she's 4 or 5 people behind me on the escalator

Chocky 29-06-2015 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Statto (Post 12444680)
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I always forget when I have Mrs Statto with me that she's not as adept as me at spotting & exploiting gaps & invariably turn round to discover she's 4 or 5 people behind me on the escalator

You need a lead!

Vince Hilaire's Afro 29-06-2015 06:53 PM

Someone has to tell old women that the perfect pack of bacon simply doesn't exist, and you're as well picking up the first pack in the pile rather than sifting through every single one

Tony Montana 29-06-2015 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chav_hater (Post 12442852)
The whole situation with that Big Issue seller (Sharon?) at London Bridge.

Is she the one who has that board with a very similar message on it every day?

wedgetail 29-06-2015 08:05 PM

I know that it is just a sign of getting old but I really enjoy this thread.

viking's no1 29-06-2015 08:18 PM

Flies. Open a window because of the effing heat and within 10 secs there's a little git buzzing around. I've then got to get out of my chair again to get the electric tennis bat fly killer and when I come back he's gone.

dweedman 29-06-2015 10:30 PM

In line with Wimbledon being on right now, TV tennis commentators. They have no right to exist, I turned the channel on to watch tennis, not listen to stories about the players' personal lives.

in-exile 29-06-2015 10:36 PM

These ****ers always on in between programmes on Sky!... Hate the bald twat...

in-exile 29-06-2015 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by viking's no1 (Post 12444895)
Flies. Open a window because of the effing heat and within 10 secs there's a little git buzzing around. I've then got to get out of my chair again to get the electric tennis bat fly killer and when I come back he's gone.

I love my tennis zappy bat thing.. :p

CT_Palace 29-06-2015 10:42 PM

Students.
They (he :veryangry) comes home from Uni, the food bills sky-rocket, the washing machine doesn't stop, the car suddenly has a couple more dings, despite the washing machine going 24/7 there's dirty clothes lying all over the fecking place, my life-blood espresso coffee machine breaks when he's using it (camel/straw) etc etc

PIE "N" MASH 30-06-2015 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12445050)
Students.
They (he :veryangry) come home from Uni, the food bills sky-rocket, the washing machine doesn't stop, the car suddenly has a couple more dings, despite the washing machine going 24/7 there's dirty clothes lying all over the fecking place, my life-blood espresso coffee machine breaks when he's using it (camel/straw) etc etc

At least wait for him to finish uni.You know, when he moves back in full time:D

viking's no1 30-06-2015 01:42 PM

Tesco 'Luxury' Toilet Paper. It's not. It's not even Andrex Classic quality. It's a hybrid of the greaseproof paper you used to get in infants. Disappointed to find there are 12 rolls to be got rid of.

viking's no1 30-06-2015 01:43 PM

The wife for buying Tesco 'Luxury' Toilet paper.

breagle 30-06-2015 02:01 PM

Ed Sheeren - whiney and ginger not a good combo. Years ago we had rock pop stars that looked the part. Ed looks like a nerd (ok buddy holly did but he could sing) and Ed should be in a library.

One where they rigidly enforce the silence rule would be good

Chocky 30-06-2015 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12445036)
In line with Wimbledon being on right now, TV tennis commentators. They have no right to exist, I turned the channel on to watch tennis, not listen to stories about the players' personal lives.

Andy Murray's mum. F*ck OFF.

Andy Murray. F*ck off as well.

Andy Murray's missus. Show us yer minge.

Chocky 30-06-2015 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by breagle (Post 12445773)
Years ago we had rock pop stars that looked the part.

http://i2.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/sco.../Gary%20Gitter

PIE "N" MASH 30-06-2015 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12445867)
Andy Murray's mum. F*ck OFF.

Andy Murray. F*ck off as well.

Andy Murray's missus. Show us yer minge.

:D:D

Santos-er 30-06-2015 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12445872)

Is that Murray on a good hair day?

Chocky 30-06-2015 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Santos-er (Post 12446252)
Is that Murray on a good hair day?

Looks more like a raving noncecase on a pre pubescent Bay City Roller fan enthusiast day to me.


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