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pallet 02-07-2015 11:16 AM

Idiots slowing down on the motorway to look at an accident, one stupid bitch was even taking :veryangrypicture yesterday!!!

Gollum 02-07-2015 11:22 AM

Those moments in life when you just know that if you had a third hand the problem would be solved.

Jim Cannon 02-07-2015 10:53 PM

The teenager I overheard on the tube arguing with his mate that goalkeepers should wear protective gear like Ice Hockey keepers. Feck Off

viking's no1 03-07-2015 12:26 AM

Andy Murray and his little girly scream when he serves.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 03-07-2015 01:01 AM

"Easy" peel satsumas that don't f*cking peel easily. Whoever is putting the peel on needs to be sacked.

CT_Palace 03-07-2015 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12450017)
"Easy" peel satsumas that don't f*cking peel easily. Whoever is putting the peel on needs to be sacked.

It's the same for the lazy twat who takes the pips out of some types of "seedless" grapes.

Nork1 04-07-2015 01:42 PM

LBC's unhealthy obsession with Muslims, immigrants and benefits. Radio Littlejohn.

Breaking rocks 04-07-2015 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12450022)
It's the same for the lazy twat who takes the pips out of some types of "seedless" grapes.

I wonder how they propagate them?

kayjay 04-07-2015 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Gollum (Post 12448781)
Those moments in life when you just know that if you had a third hand the problem would be solved.

I know!
When you have both hands on her tits, need a 3rd to give a little tug.

elgin eagle 04-07-2015 11:15 PM

Typing a long message on your phone on the train to post onto the bbs, only to get a 'web page not available' message. Feck off :grrr: Then when you try and go back to find it to try again, the phone overheats or the battery dies.

Breaking rocks 05-07-2015 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12452375)
Typing a long message on your phone on the train to post onto the bbs, only to get a 'web page not available' message. Feck off :grrr: Then when you try and go back to find it to try again, the phone overheats or the battery dies.

And then realising you've forgotten to stop at two stations :D

elgin eagle 05-07-2015 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12452776)
And then realising you've forgotten to stop at two stations :D

Only 2? :D

I'm a good boy with my phone, but we travel pass (passenger) everywhere to pick up trains. I use it then. Got free wifi too, but its shit.

Breaking rocks 05-07-2015 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12452812)
Only 2? :D

I'm a good boy with my phone, but we travel pass (passenger) everywhere to pick up trains. I use it then. Got free wifi too, but its shit.

Serious post - I know you wouldn't dream of it. The consequences wouldn't be worth thinking about.

Breaking rocks 05-07-2015 12:43 PM

Back on track (geddit)

For some reason the bit in "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me" when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen Mr Elton John".

Actually, all of it but that pretentious bit especially.

elgin eagle 05-07-2015 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12452835)
Serious post - I know you wouldn't dream of it. The consequences wouldn't be worth thinking about.

No totally. Nobody does it.

Whats annoying me today is having to walk to the station to get the car, having been out with keltic, exiled and bubbs yesterday. Still, at least its not raining :)

Breaking rocks 05-07-2015 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12452846)
No totally. Nobody does it.

Whats annoying me today is having to walk to the station to get the car, having been out with keltic, exiled and bubbs yesterday. Still, at least its not raining :)

You'd think one of them would give you a spin to it!

Oli28 05-07-2015 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12450017)
"Easy" peel satsumas that don't f*cking peel easily. Whoever is putting the peel on needs to be sacked.

See also "spreadable" butter.

Salad_Burnet 05-07-2015 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Oli28 (Post 12452956)
See also "spreadable" butter.

What, because it doesn't actually spread from the fridge? or because there's no such thing as 'spreadable butter' and margarine is the devil's discharge?

elgin eagle 05-07-2015 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12452854)
You'd think one of them would give you a spin to it!

Nah its miles from them, we were out in stirling :)

Toothbrush chargers that don't charge.

Breaking rocks 05-07-2015 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12453002)
Nah its miles from them, we were out in stirling :)

Toothbrush chargers that don't charge.

Morrisons?


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