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bigdazza08 08-07-2015 02:30 PM

:D

Chris K 08-07-2015 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12457259)
I know I have form here but......

Wimbledon spectators. What's with the slow hand clap the minute a player challenges a line call?

You f****** *******. Absolutely totally cringeworthy you wankers.

Do they still have Cliff turn up at centre court when it's starting to rain and he has a bit of sing song? Oh how wonderfully British! They can all **** off as well.

Not forgetting Henman hill where a load of middle class lesbians turn up for a great mutual bean flicking exercise whilst Serena William grunts her way round court

Little Fozzie 08-07-2015 03:04 PM

Tesco self service checkouts giving me 50p change in the form of two 20ps and five 2ps

Breaking rocks 08-07-2015 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12459199)
Do they still have Cliff turn up at centre court when it's starting to rain and he has a bit of sing song? Oh how wonderfully British! They can all **** off as well.

Not forgetting Henman hill where a load of middle class lesbians turn up for a great mutual bean flicking exercise whilst Serena William grunts her way round court

Don't think Cliff has been back to the UK since the 'accusations'.

Breaking rocks 08-07-2015 11:30 PM

The Lloyds Bank/X Factor ad.

Nork1 09-07-2015 06:13 PM

Carpet fitters who turn up wearing Chelsea shirts. I've had to disinfect and fumigate the place.

Chocky 09-07-2015 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12461933)
Carpet fitters who turn up wearing Chelsea shirts. I've had to disinfect and fumigate the place.

I assume they didn't expect a cuppa unless there was gob in it.

Jim Cannon 09-07-2015 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12461933)
Carpet fitters who turn up wearing Chelsea shirts. I've had to disinfect and fumigate the place.

People who allow Chelsea supporting scum to fit their carpets:D

Chocky 09-07-2015 09:17 PM

It's the old question. Should you be allowed to murder a burglar and Chelsea supporters in your own house?

tasty_snacks 09-07-2015 09:29 PM

Call centres.

Specifically, the part where they say, "can I ask you some security questions........are you the account holder?"

That'll deter the crooks, won't it?

And it gets worse. When I call up to discuss my wife's car insurance policy, which I bought online, and for which I'm a named driver, they ask to speak to my wife. Even though I know all the details. Passing the phone over to a woman so she can confirm that I can speak on her behalf achieves what, exactly? And what if I'm the woman, and I have a deep voice, or I'm mute, or have cancer of the larynx? It's a completely ******* senseless policy, rolled out by one moron years ago, who's practices have since been adopted by subsequent morons. Nobody has bothered to consider whether it makes any sense.

I have to call the car insurance people later this week to change my car. When they ask to speak to a woman, I'm going to tell them that I am one, at the moment, but I'm midway through by sex change. Let's see how they react to that.

CT_Palace 09-07-2015 09:36 PM

Why is it that the original search page in Google wont reload when you hit the back button after visiting a page you've just found listed on Google???
Bloody annoying!

Malaga Eagle 09-07-2015 09:49 PM

People at the bar/counter ordering drink/food saying "can i GET.....?"

EdMan 09-07-2015 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Malaga Eagle (Post 12462375)
People at the bar/counter ordering drink/food saying "can i GET.....?"

You're gonna have to get used to that one, it ain't going anywhere. Language evolves.....

alpha 09-07-2015 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Malaga Eagle (Post 12462375)
People at the bar/counter ordering drink/food saying "can i GET.....?"

One of my most disliked phrases.

GorBlimey 09-07-2015 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by tasty_snacks (Post 12462344)
Call centres.

Specifically, the part where they say, "can I ask you some security questions........are you the account holder?"

That'll deter the crooks, won't it?

And it gets worse. When I call up to discuss my wife's car insurance policy, which I bought online, and for which I'm a named driver, they ask to speak to my wife. Even though I know all the details. Passing the phone over to a woman so she can confirm that I can speak on her behalf achieves what, exactly? And what if I'm the woman, and I have a deep voice, or I'm mute, or have cancer of the larynx? It's a completely ******* senseless policy, rolled out by one moron years ago, who's practices have since been adopted by subsequent morons. Nobody has bothered to consider whether it makes any sense.

I have to call the car insurance people later this week to change my car. When they ask to speak to a woman, I'm going to tell them that I am one, at the moment, but I'm midway through by sex change. Let's see how they react to that.

Argh this!!!!!!!!!!!!

SeanPalace84 09-07-2015 10:41 PM

Probably been mentioned but people that do a weekly shop in the local petrol station! I want to pay for my ******* petrol!

Ignore, just seen that was the first post on the thread. :D

civil eagle 09-07-2015 11:15 PM

People giving me dirties for eating my dinner on the train esp those who I've had to ask to move their bags for a seat.
Do they really think I would be in work clothes at this time of night completely sober out of any reason than absolute necessity. I got in at 8.15 and have barely stoped for 13 hours so f**k you if my burger king chicken premium smells

Maz 09-07-2015 11:16 PM

Ew.

Mr Statto 09-07-2015 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12455842)
The reams of shitty worthless coupons that Sainsburys give me with each shop and a coupon telling me I get 2.86 off my next shop. Deduct it now you caaaants! You've admitted you've just robbed me, why should I come back?! All that shit should just work automatically off the nectar card anyway so I don't have to stand behind some wanker who spends two minutes finding his 10 extra nectar points against his value fish fingers coupon :veryangry:veryangry:

I wouldn't mind if the coupons could be used online - we do all our shopping online & get vouchers every week for either extra points or money off, but can we use any of them? Can we bollocks!

Little Fozzie 10-07-2015 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12462353)
Why is it that the original search page in Google wont reload when you hit the back button after visiting a page you've just found listed on Google???
Bloody annoying!

Right click the back button. It brings a drop down menu and you can select the page you want and it will take you to it.


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