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chrisophiex 12-07-2015 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by the digger (Post 12467188)
Indeed. I don't go to the local playground to smoke fans and swear loudly.

Not since they banned you

Gooders 12-07-2015 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12466677)
People who keep trying to open the toilet door when you're in there. Does it ever compute that the reason why the door won't open is because its locked and someone is in there? It almost makes me want to just sit there out of spite and wait a few hours before my next 25 minute shit.

In a similar vein - people that walk up and press the button to call the lift when the light is already on - do they think you're standing there for your health?

chrisophiex 12-07-2015 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12467198)
In a similar vein - people that walk up and press the button to call the lift when the light is already on - do they think you're standing there for your health?

Same people who do that at pedestrian crossings.

elgin eagle 12-07-2015 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12467201)
Same people who do that at pedestrian crossings.

I always make a great attempt at quietly taking the piss whenever that happens. Start taking a selfie of the crossing while waiting for the lights to change, make a sarky comment etc. So unlike me, to be honest :)

Icy 12-07-2015 07:46 PM

Stevie ******* Gerrard. I thought the **** had ****ed off to the US to retire yet the ****head is still in all the papers and sky sports every 10 mins.

Stellavista 12-07-2015 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12466253)
People who brag about going on a cruise




;)

Trapped on a boat for weeks with hundreds of c*nts. And you pay for it. Everyone got Nova virus on the last cruise my mum went on. What a f*cking shame.

Breaking rocks 12-07-2015 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12467323)
Trapped on a boat for weeks with hundreds of c*nts. And you pay for it. Everyone got Nova virus on the last cruise my mum went on. What a f*cking shame.

And, if you are really lucky, you get to eat at the Captains table.

Stellavista 12-07-2015 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12467357)
And, if you are really lucky, you get to eat at the Captains table.

Is that a euphemism? If it isn't, it should be.

Wolfnipplechips 12-07-2015 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12467357)
And, if you are really lucky, you get to eat at the Captains table.

All day breakfast?

Beatleboy 12-07-2015 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12466253)
People who brag about going on a cruise




;)

Did I mention that i went on a 2 week Caribbean cruise last April, or that I normally go on at least 2 a year?:D

On the last one, there was a guy who had been on 618 cruises and had a further 8 booked up! He had decided to sell his house and go on cruises with the profits instead.

Breaking rocks 12-07-2015 09:28 PM

Hello sailor :hi:

Breaking rocks 12-07-2015 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Beatleboy (Post 12467432)
On the last one, there was a guy who had been on 618 cruises

Yes but he was crew.

Wolfnipplechips 12-07-2015 09:36 PM

618 cruises.

F*** me I haven't had 618 days holiday in over 25 years working.

bhb 12-07-2015 09:51 PM

People who repeatedly present the wrong end of their card at contactless payment terminals: you would have been quicker entering your pin. And not annoyed me, because I never do that...

Crofty 12-07-2015 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12467357)
And, if you are really lucky, you get to eat at the Captains table.

Cap'n Birds Eye? Can you ask him what happened to all the kids he sailed off with in those adverts from the 80's & 90's? Was there a kind of Gadd island or something?

CT_Palace 12-07-2015 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12467447)
618 cruises.

Cruiserman's tales :rolleyes:

elgin eagle 13-07-2015 01:41 AM

Slugs. How do they get in? Its not like they move fast when the doors open.

danpalace07 13-07-2015 03:03 AM

My dog's old age means I can't go on holiday for a while because he probably wouldn't survive the kennels again. I love the thing and I know it's a bit harsh but it's just a bit annoying...

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Originally Posted by Beatleboy (Post 12467432)
Did I mention that i went on a 2 week Caribbean cruise last April, or that I normally go on at least 2 a year?:D

On the last one, there was a guy who had been on 618 cruises and had a further 8 booked up! He had decided to sell his house and go on cruises with the profits instead.

May I ask what is the appeal of cruises? Even if it was guaranteed that I don't get a bit seasick if I went on one, I've still never really 'got' the idea

Hedgehog 13-07-2015 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12467678)
My dog's old age means I can't go on holiday for a while because he probably wouldn't survive the kennels again. I love the thing and I know it's a bit harsh but it's just a bit annoying

Been there done that - you have my sympathy.

Used to break my heart leaving him at a kennels, even when he was healthy, let alone in his older years.

CT_Palace 13-07-2015 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12467678)
May I ask what is the appeal of cruises? Even if it was guaranteed that I don't get a bit seasick if I went on one, I've still never really 'got' the idea

I'm with you on this. 2 weeks crammed onto a floating hotel and when you can get off, the whole damn ship is with you :confused:
I imagine the only bit of piece and quiet you get is when you go for a dump.


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