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BERT'S HEAD 13-07-2015 04:18 AM

At the supermarket checkout with three items, heaviest is a packet of bacon: "Are you alright packing ?"

Oddjob 13-07-2015 10:01 AM

Running

I don't care if people want to do this, but everyone can actually do it BTW, you aren't performing brain surgery by putting one leg in front of each other at speed.

That being said 2 things:

1. Get out the way, I am pigsick of pairs of runners in the city running side by side trying to have a conversation.

2. Stop telling me how far you run, you did a 10k? I don't care. Whats this obsession with runners telling everyone their times like we should be interested?

Dull.

Oddjob 13-07-2015 10:02 AM

Baking.

Based on the fact everyone seems to be bringing in some sort of homemade concoction these days, its probably not as hard as everyone makes out is it?

Oddjob 13-07-2015 10:03 AM

Traffic.

When there is traffic leaving an exit on a motorway and instead of joining the queue and taking the pain like everyone else those arses who indicate all the way down to the front and force their way in - its selfish and quite dangerous.

little al 13-07-2015 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12467860)
Running

I don't care if people want to do this, but everyone can actually do it BTW, you aren't performing brain surgery by putting one leg in front of each other at speed.

That being said 2 things:

1. Get out the way, I am pigsick of pairs of runners in the city running side by side trying to have a conversation.

2. Stop telling me how far you run, you did a 10k? I don't care. Whats this obsession with runners telling everyone their times like we should be interested?

Dull.

This. If jogging is so much fun, why do they all look so bloody miserable.

Jack Regan 13-07-2015 10:33 AM

Blokes obsessed with building muscles and constantly drinking protein shakes. Don't come looking for sympathy when you start to develop serious health problems later in life.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 13-07-2015 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Regan (Post 12467933)
Blokes obsessed with building muscles and constantly drinking protein shakes. Don't come looking for sympathy when you start to develop serious health problems later in life.

Did someone kick sand in your face when you were young?;)

Jack Regan 13-07-2015 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 12467992)
Did someone kick sand in your face when you were young?;)

Back in my day of you wanted to build muscles you did it the hard way. These days certain idiots think the way to do it is with 50 tubs of muscle-pro or some such shit.

The long term effects aren't yet known, but when they are, I won't be feckin interested.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 13-07-2015 11:27 AM

Actually I agree . In my day it was Charles Atlas or a Bullworker.

SexualChocolate 13-07-2015 11:38 AM

Beatleboy is a regular cruiser.

That 1% of me who considered wasting a fortnight of my life on a floating death trap, just waiting for the elements to reclaim the ocean, leaving you to either drown, get eaten by sharks or die of exposure after weeks of floating in a paddleboat surrounded by water that you can't drink (the irony); has now decided that there is no way I could cope with ever going on a cruise. I struggle with BB once a year online. Two weeks trapped on the same lump of metal? Jesus Christ. No thanks.


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pallet 13-07-2015 11:39 AM

These idiots who are covering themselves with tattoos because its fashionable.

davech 13-07-2015 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12467860)
Running

I don't care if people want to do this, but everyone can actually do it BTW, you aren't performing brain surgery by putting one leg in front of each other at speed.

That being said 2 things:

1. Get out the way, I am pigsick of pairs of runners in the city running side by side trying to have a conversation.

2. Stop telling me how far you run, you did a 10k? I don't care. Whats this obsession with runners telling everyone their times like we should be interested?

Dull.

Absolutely.

Jim Fixx, the fitness guru, collapsed and died whilst out jogging. That should be warning enough,

Superfly 13-07-2015 11:46 AM

Office blokes who do a mock golf swing for no discernible reason.

I would rather like to brain them with an imaginary 5 iron.

HOL_Beagle 13-07-2015 11:46 AM

Waiting behind a car at a petrol pump. The person pays, comes back to their car, gets in and then fannies around for 5 minutes before moving off. Grrrrr

KYLIE MINEAGLE 13-07-2015 12:27 PM

Cooking shows on thr TV.

Mr Statto 13-07-2015 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12466346)
People who moan about companies telephone security procedures; listen to them whine when said company divulges their information to someone that they shouldn't have

This - it's all about the Data Protection Act. Companies have to ensure that they are talking to someone with the authority to operate the account, otherwise there can be pretty hefty fines. Our agents are monitored on following DPA procedures, if they make more than a couple of mistakes a month they start losing bonus.

What's worse, answering a couple of questions, or having an identity thief pocket all your cash?

Breaking rocks 13-07-2015 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Crofty (Post 12467462)
Cap'n Birds Eye? Can you ask him what happened to all the kids he sailed off with in those adverts from the 80's & 90's? Was there a kind of Gadd island or something?

He took them here - http://www.bonzle.com/c/a?a=p&p=274612&cmd=sp

mroakley9 13-07-2015 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Superfly (Post 12468057)
Office blokes who do a mock golf swing for no discernible reason.

I would rather like to brain them with an imaginary 5 iron.

My business studies teacher at school used to just stand at the front of the class and practice his swing while we were supposed to be working.

SexualChocolate 13-07-2015 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superfly (Post 12468057)
Office blokes who do a mock golf swing for no discernible reason.



I would rather like to brain them with an imaginary 5 iron.


This. I f****** hate those cretins.


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Superfly 13-07-2015 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualChocolate (Post 12468189)
This. I f****** hate those cretins.


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One bloke in particular goes 'pop' when he connects with the ball and then puts his hand above his eyes as if looking to see the landing spot. If he is brutally and needlessly killed by being repeatedly bashed on the skull with a hole punch then it has got nothing to do with me.


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