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Polak 14-07-2015 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by billy_gilberts_hammer (Post 12470129)
People who take cups/glasses/beakers into work toilets.

Yeah. What's that about? Are you really going to have a drink whilst having a dump in what is effectively a public toilet? Also, there's sometimes chocolate bar wrappers and sandwich packaging left lying around. People don't eat whilst on the bog, do they?

Jim Cannon 14-07-2015 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by billy_gilberts_hammer (Post 12470129)
People who take cups/glasses/beakers into work toilets.

People who read newspapers in work toilets and/or use their mobile while doing their business

spunky 14-07-2015 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12470839)
People who read newspapers in work toilets and/or use their mobile while doing their business

Nothing wrong with a game of candy crush while making a log ;)

civil eagle 14-07-2015 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12470839)
People who read newspapers in work toilets and/or use their mobile while doing their business

Some of us need visual stimulation whilst knocking one out

chrisophiex 14-07-2015 11:49 PM

The telephone ringing for too long in a film or TV show . Can't explain it , just really annoys me .

danpalace07 15-07-2015 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12470839)
People who read newspapers in work toilets and/or use their mobile while doing their business

Nothing wrong with this. Surely everyone has taken their time with a shit or two while having a look at #cpfc or something to avoid going back to work? It's one of the few times you can expect a bit of peace and quiet

Worksop Palace 15-07-2015 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12469593)
No - a 14 night cruise will have 7 different ports of call, typically. Our latest itinerary was Southampton, Bruges, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Helsinki, St Petersburg, Tallinn, Gdansk, Southampton.

Kin ell. Having a day trip round Southampton once is bad enough, but twice. Fook my old grannies boots that must have been boring

Worksop Palace 15-07-2015 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by spunky (Post 12470863)
Nothing wrong with a game of candy crush while making a log ;)

I usually read the BBS while dropping the kids off at the pool. Strangely, exactly what im doing now in fact.

Sorry about that

matt_himself 15-07-2015 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12471126)
I usually read the BBS while dropping the kids off at the pool. Strangely, exactly what im doing now in fact.

Sorry about that

Don't be ashamed of this. I frequently enjoy a nice, relaxing poo whilst catching up with what's going on at Planet BBS.

I am sure there are hundreds of us. BBS poo siblings. This could be a movement (excuse the pun).

Chris K 15-07-2015 08:35 AM

Eating, reading, drinking a frappucino from Starbucks, whatever is all wrong on the bog as you're basically breathing in poo particles for the time you're there.

The only reason for staying any real length of time is if you get halfway through wiping and realise a second batch is on its way or you over did the chili the night before and the burning needs to calm down

Jack Regan 15-07-2015 09:06 AM

Why do certain people not know how to behave in a work toilet? In this country we don't bring up a load of phlegm and snot and spit it into the sink. If you have to do that then spit it into the bastard urinal.

CT_Palace 15-07-2015 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12471166)
Eating, reading, drinking a frappucino from Starbucks, whatever is all wrong on the bog as you're basically breathing in poo particles for the time you're there.

The only reason for staying any real length of time is if you get halfway through wiping and realise a second batch is on its way or you over did the chili the night before and the burning needs to calm down

Breathing in poo particles? How exactly do you manage that?

Top tip:
Chili/curry burns are can be soothed by placing the bog roll in the freezer the night before in readiness for the morning onslaught.

Hedgehog 16-07-2015 04:53 AM

When you make a donation to a charity and forever more you get endless e-mails and regular mail asking for more donations...

Makes you never want to donate.

ChrissyN 16-07-2015 07:14 AM

Other _____ are available. We know. It's not funny either.

Gooders 16-07-2015 08:25 AM

That latest bunch of ambulance chasing ***** now advertising on TV - ClaimMoreDotCom, or something like that.

"Had a claim that was settled recently? Claim more. We will go over your case files and if we think you could have got more we'll take things up on your behalf".

Parisitic bastards. Vomit inducing.

Worksop Palace 16-07-2015 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12472816)
That latest bunch of ambulance chasing ***** now advertising on TV - ClaimMoreDotCom, or something like that.

"Had a claim that was settled recently? Claim more. We will go over your case files and if we think you could have got more we'll take things up on your behalf".

Parisitic bastards. Vomit inducing.

What about this. There is (or at least was) a firm in Bradford I think it was, called....wait for it....

Pimp My Claim

I shit you not Gooders

Jim Cannon 16-07-2015 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12471121)
Nothing wrong with this. Surely everyone has taken their time with a shit or two while having a look at #cpfc or something to avoid going back to work? It's one of the few times you can expect a bit of peace and quiet

A bit of internet or a game I get - nobody knows anyway - i am talking about people who make phone calls, and believe me, they do

Nork1 16-07-2015 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12470839)
People who read newspapers in work toilets and/or use their mobile while doing their business

A sure fire way to stop someone making a call in the next cubicle is to start making loud straining and farting noises. Especially satisfying if it's a boss on an urgent work related call.

danpalace07 16-07-2015 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12472943)
A bit of internet or a game I get - nobody knows anyway - i am talking about people who make phone calls, and believe me, they do

Oh, those idiots can get to ****

humpo 16-07-2015 04:39 PM

people who steal my milk at work. have tried labelling it as "spat in" but still it gets taken.

have genuinely purchased some extra strength laxative today. clear, odourless and tasteless which will be going into a "trap Pint".

have some of that you twat.


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