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Jim's Cannon 16-07-2015 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12471126)
I usually read the BBS while dropping the kids off at the pool. Strangely, exactly what im doing now in fact.

You can't beat 10 minutes of, what I like to call, "Twitter on the Sh**ter".

Chocky 16-07-2015 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by humpo (Post 12473572)
people who steal my milk at work. have tried labelling it as "spat in" but still it gets taken.

have genuinely purchased some extra strength laxative today. clear, odourless and tasteless which will be going into a "trap Pint".

have some of that you twat.

Brilliant. :D Keep us posted!

Jack Regan 16-07-2015 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by humpo (Post 12473572)
people who steal my milk at work. have tried labelling it as "spat in" but still it gets taken.

have genuinely purchased some extra strength laxative today. clear, odourless and tasteless which will be going into a "trap Pint".

have some of that you twat.

Remove all the bog paper from the khazis on d-day to make sure the thieving pikey gets a lesson he won't forget in a hurry.

Chris K 16-07-2015 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by humpo (Post 12473572)
people who steal my milk at work. have tried labelling it as "spat in" but still it gets taken.

have genuinely purchased some extra strength laxative today. clear, odourless and tasteless which will be going into a "trap Pint".

have some of that you twat.

Brilliant :D

in-exile 16-07-2015 06:43 PM

Nose hair.

in-exile 16-07-2015 07:09 PM

This bummer who gets everywhere.... BBC lovvies!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/33478759

chrisophiex 16-07-2015 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by humpo (Post 12473572)
people who steal my milk at work. have tried labelling it as "spat in" but still it gets taken.

have genuinely purchased some extra strength laxative today. clear, odourless and tasteless which will be going into a "trap Pint".

have some of that you twat.

As long as you don't incriminate yourself by posting the details on forums, you should get away with it :)

Vendy 16-07-2015 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12473810)
This bummer

I laughed not heard that for years, it didn't register until I clicked the link

Gooders 16-07-2015 08:27 PM

BT

Got a call from them yesterday:

"We are ringing to let you know that we are going to start charging for BT Sport from now on".

"No you're not, my deal was for it to be free".

"Yes, but we have exclusive Champions League games this season".

"I don't give a monkeys, I'm not interested in the Champions League".

Upshot is that I still get it free for the next 12 months - I have never and will never pay for subscription channels.

Worksop Palace 16-07-2015 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gooders (Post 12473948)
BT

Got a call from them yesterday:

"We are ringing to let you know that we are going to start charging for BT Sport from now on".

"No you're not, my deal was for it to be free".

"Yes, but we have exclusive Champions League games this season".

"I don't give a monkeys, I'm not interested in the Champions League".

Upshot is that I still get it free for the next 12 months - I have never and will never pay for subscription channels.

Except Television X

Breaking rocks 16-07-2015 11:35 PM

People still insisting on calling this year two thousand and fifteen.

Its 20 Twenty 15 fifteen ffs.

No one, in their right mind, says the Great War began in one thousand, nine hundred and fifteen or man first walked on the moon in one thousand, nine hundred and sixty nine, so why do they persist?

glenn.f 16-07-2015 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12474286)
People still insisting on calling this year two thousand and fifteen.

Its 20 Twenty 15 fifteen ffs.

No one, in their right mind, says the Great War began in one thousand, nine hundred and fifteen or man first walked on the moon in one thousand, nine hundred and sixty nine, so why do they persist?

I thought it was the normal way of describing the year....you sure it's not you that's got it wrong ;-)

Breaking rocks 16-07-2015 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by glenn.f (Post 12474296)
I thought it was the normal way of describing the year....you sure it's not you that's got it wrong ;-)

No, it should be twenty fifteen.

Breaking rocks 16-07-2015 11:49 PM

As seventeen fifteen, eighteen fifteen, nineteen fifteen etc....

YASSA the PALACETINIAN 16-07-2015 11:53 PM

Didn't the Great War began in one thousand, nine hundred and fourteen?
:D

Breaking rocks 17-07-2015 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by YASSA the PALACETINIAN (Post 12474326)
Didn't the Great War began in one thousand, nine hundred and fourteen?
:D

I was aiming at the US market :D

Stellavista 17-07-2015 01:07 AM

Mini Burgers. If you are going to bother, eat a real burger, you twonks. If you go to an event, and see these f*ckers being offered, leave. The host clearly doesn't give a f*ck about you. Nearly always as dry as a nun's arsehole, with no room for a proper dollop of relish. Cheapest thing on the canape menu. Satan's snack.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...5YjRXAhQ7cCnfH

Stellavista 17-07-2015 01:11 AM

People buy them like this. What a load of c*nts.

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...&tid=117433295

danpalace07 17-07-2015 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12474405)
Mini Burgers. If you are going to bother, eat a real burger, you twonks. If you go to an event, and see these f*ckers being offered, leave. The host clearly doesn't give a f*ck about you. Nearly always as dry as a nun's arsehole, with no room for a proper dollop of relish. Cheapest thing on the canape menu. Satan's snack.

http://www.pearl-pictures.com/wp-con...pen-Day_17.jpg

Don't see the point on shelling out 5 notes for these little ****ers when I can get better at home. Related to this, Five Guys can do one as well. I'll never know what their burgers taste like because of their prices

bubbs11 17-07-2015 02:19 AM

Ambulance sirens.

Is it really necessary for them to have that ear piercing feckin thing blaring at 1000 decibels?!??

Took my colic suffering newborn out for a walk in the pram yesterday to try and stop her screaming. Finally got her dozing off when this noisy feckin ambulance startles her back awake and screaming again. I wouldn't mind but there was actually no traffic around at the time to warn of their existence.

Doesn't half feel that those behind the wheel are doing it in a 'look at me' way, making sure everybody knows what a feckin important job they're doing.


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