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elgin eagle 05-11-2015 04:00 PM

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The only possible use i can think of for this is on a dartboard.

Icy 05-11-2015 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12651575)
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Beat Max Rushden and you could win a signed & framed Eric Cantona photo

The only possible use i can think of for this is on a dartboard.

Toiler paper.

RCUK 05-11-2015 04:08 PM

1 - Menu's that are 'sooooo' hip that they decide to omit any sort of designation:

Quinoa and dried goat sick sandwich - 4/

Well.. here are 4 rocks i found on the street ... give me my sandwich.

2 - Places who serve food on a board - I'm a human not a ******* woodlice, put my food on a plate.

elgin eagle 05-11-2015 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Icy (Post 12651576)
Toiler paper.

Good call. Cantona toilet paper, what a best seller that would be. Better than world leader top trumps in fact. Im going to try and win that photo and take it to andrex.

Riccardo 05-11-2015 04:13 PM

Forcing people to have fun. Christmas parties at work and the like. Dreadful fecktards.
'Sorry, I'm double booked'. That'll learn them.

Selhurst Celtic 05-11-2015 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12651589)
Good call. Cantona toilet paper, what a best seller that would be. Better than world leader top trumps in fact. Im going to try and win that photo and take it to andrex.

It would be a top seller in the South East. Palace fans would gladly smear faecal matter all over that French whore's face, whilst Man Utd fans can mop up their self love with the same. VVankers.

elgin eagle 05-11-2015 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12651593)
It would be a top seller in the South East. Palace fans would gladly smear faecal matter all over that French whore's face, whilst Man Utd fans can mop up their self love with the same. VVankers.

There's two markets covered already. I'm sure they'd sell well in Leeds as well.

Chocky 05-11-2015 04:31 PM

I would not have Cantona anywhere near my arse thanks. My shit's too good for him.

Chris K 05-11-2015 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12651589)
Good call. Cantona toilet paper, what a best seller that would be. Better than world leader top trumps in fact. Im going to try and win that photo and take it to andrex.

When I was in Poland back in April my cousins had toilet paper that had Putin's face on it.

EagleSE24 05-11-2015 05:13 PM

The fact we don't yet have fast walking lanes in London.

I was always taught that Londoners are in a hurry. That we have places to go and things to do. Now everyone ambles everywhere, nose buried in their phone, completely oblivious to their surroundings and how they're going to get to where they're going. What has happened? Hurry the **** up people.

Selhurst Celtic 05-11-2015 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 12651663)
The fact we don't yet have fast walking lanes in London.

I was always taught that Londoners are in a hurry. That we have places to go and things to do. Now everyone ambles everywhere, nose buried in their phone, completely oblivious to their surroundings and how they're going to get to where they're going. What has happened? Hurry the **** up people.

Chinese tourists are the worst. Ambling about the place like aimless zombies.

And yet when you do a bunk from their restaurants they come steaming down the roads faster than Usain Bolt and wielding machetes.

Selhurst Celtic 05-11-2015 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12651653)
When I was in Poland back in April my cousins had toilet paper that had Putin's face on it.

Wrong thread.

Chocky 05-11-2015 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12651669)
Chinese tourists are the worst. Ambling about the place like aimless zombies.

And yet when you do a bunk from their restaurants they come steaming down the roads faster than Usain Bolt and wielding machetes.

I don't know any Chinese tourists who own restaurants in Croydon?

RCUK 05-11-2015 05:31 PM

fish + chip shop = restaurant?

Selhurst Celtic 05-11-2015 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12651683)
I don't know any Chinese tourists who own restaurants in Croydon?

All of the Chinese in London are tourists, regardless of whether they were born here or live here or whatever. Tourists. All of them.

Joe85 05-11-2015 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12650948)
1. You get in a lift on the 21st floor to go down to ground level. It then stops on level 20 for someone else to get in. They then proceed to push button 19. Lazy *****.

2. As above, but when they get in the lift, they then hold the door open so they can finish the conversation they're having with someone standing outside. Get in, shut the **** up, and let's move FFS!!

People that push the up and down button as they think it will get them where they want to go quicker.

"are you going down?"
No I'm ******* not, you inconsiderate ****.

Chocky 05-11-2015 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12651689)
All of the Chinese in London are tourists, regardless of whether they were born here or live here or whatever. Tourists. All of them.

You could be right. Every Tuesday my local Chinese 'The Village' in Green Lane used to be closed. The lazy bastards were probably all huddled in a group outside Windsor Castle every week whilst someone sharpened their machetes.

elgin eagle 05-11-2015 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12651653)
When I was in Poland back in April my cousins had toilet paper that had Putin's face on it.

I hope you punched them.

elgin eagle 05-11-2015 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12651670)
Wrong thread.

:)

Scrumpy 05-11-2015 08:33 PM

People who use air quotes


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