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Selhurst Celtic 08-01-2016 06:49 PM

:D

mushroom 08-01-2016 06:56 PM

Hearing a guy say to a nurse "Get me a ******* drink now" followed a kiss of his teeth.

I'd piss in his drink.

SA Eagle 08-01-2016 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 12747346)
Hearing a guy say to a nurse "Get me a ******* drink now" followed a kiss of his teeth.

I'd piss in his drink.

I hope she did

Worksop Palace 08-01-2016 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 12747346)
Hearing a guy say to a nurse "Get me a ******* drink now" followed a kiss of his teeth.

I'd piss in his drink.

He wants to be careful

He's only allowed 6 drinks all week

chrisophiex 08-01-2016 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12747372)
I hope she did

Sexist .


:D

Blind_Eagle 08-01-2016 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12747332)
F*cking sick to death of people on TV and everywhere using the word 'so' to start a sentence when it's not needed, just had this rant on another thread....

Stop starting threads with 'so'. Everyone stop staring sentences with so, The Apprentice, Dragons Den whatever FFS FFS. American SHIT. Hello introduce yourself...'so my name is Stan, people call me Paki Stan". What do you do for a living? 'so, I wank pigs off'.

SO MY ARSE!!!!

So is Chockey is on the piss again?

Chocky 08-01-2016 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 12747418)
So is Chockey is on the piss again?

You might murder rabbits with your bare hands but I've murdered loads of Indians and even brought some back up to life.

cappuccinoeagle 08-01-2016 09:15 PM

Blokes wearing shorts in the winter

Nork1 08-01-2016 09:33 PM

Jurgen Klopp's Dame Edna glasses.

cappuccinoeagle 08-01-2016 09:59 PM

Greg Dyke,something about his bluff demeanour grinds my gears

in-exile 08-01-2016 10:06 PM

Zebras...... Black white black white make your ******* mind up!

Eagle El 08-01-2016 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12744960)
Toilet seats that won't stay upright when having a whizz. How can blokes live in houses like that?

Amen!

cappuccinoeagle 08-01-2016 10:30 PM

Mark ' Guttering' Noble
Darren ' Lazy ' Bent

Eagle El 08-01-2016 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12745933)
Sink.

Ah yes!

Eagle El 08-01-2016 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12744960)
Toilet seats that won't stay upright when having a whizz. How can blokes live in houses like that?

Lottery win dream list... http://www.clos-o-mat.com/index.php/...alma-vita.html

cranesparkeagle 08-01-2016 10:48 PM

Microsoft download error codes and no advice on what to do

dbutler 08-01-2016 10:51 PM

Not being able to enjoy a Bacon sarnie, without thinking of David Cameron !

HOL_Beagle 08-01-2016 11:03 PM

My bowels.

They kick in at 5.30am without fail.

Oh for a lie in.

SeanPalace84 08-01-2016 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by HOL_Beagle (Post 12748016)
My bowels.

They kick in at 5.30am without fail.

Oh for a lie in.

Count yourself lucky! I wake up about 3 or 4 times a night for a piss, apparently I've just got a weak bladder :grrr:

Breaking rocks 08-01-2016 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanPalace84 (Post 12748029)
Count yourself lucky! I wake up about 3 or 4 times a night for a piss, apparently I've just got a weak bladder :grrr:

Or diabetes.


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