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cappuccinoeagle 31-01-2016 06:57 PM

Post match interviews with John Terry,who cares what this chav thinks

pallet 01-02-2016 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 12791060)
Arranging a nice romantic evening at a special restaurant for a surprise & discovering she's taken her mobile along. She then spends ages taking selfies, sending the pics on Facebook & getting replies while I'm vainly trying to get her attention. Complete waste of time & effort!

Trust me after 20 years of marriage, this is a blessing.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 01-02-2016 02:36 PM

Asking for a receipt when paying in a cheque at a High Street Bank and being told I can write you one out. It's Twenty f*cking Sixteen!!

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 01-02-2016 04:25 PM

That "Jack" character off Silent Witness.

CT_Palace 01-02-2016 04:29 PM

Being told the company I work for is merging with a competitor back in early November and 3 months on still not knowing if I have a job in the new organization (and it's not just me, only 3 names have been announced so far and that's the President, COO and CFO) the rest of us - approx. 500 people across both companies haven't a Scooby's)

Stellavista 01-02-2016 04:43 PM

Old people in shops. Get our of the f*cking way you miserable sods.

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar...181911.jpg?v=1

Stellavista 01-02-2016 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12794213)
Being told the company I work for is merging with a competitor back in early November and 3 months on still not knowing if I have a job in the new organization (and it's not just me, only 3 names have been announced so far and that's the President, COO and CFO) the rest of us - approx. 500 people across both companies haven't a Scooby's)

Mergers are never about the workforce. It's a board room stitch up.

PhuketEagle 01-02-2016 05:02 PM

Thks for your suggestion Yoda about contacting the GF opposite me in the restaurant. Only prob is I don't have Facebook...ye olde phone's one of those wind-up versions, so would first have to buy a new mobile, then take selfies & mail for responses. A new GF comes cheaper than a new mobile in these parts!

Little Fozzie 01-02-2016 06:59 PM

The pair of ***** either side of me on this train constantly wagging their ******* feet. Sit still you hyperactive bell ends

Yoda 01-02-2016 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhuketEagle (Post 12794342)
Thks for your suggestion Yoda about contacting the GF opposite me in the restaurant. Only prob is I don't have Facebook...ye olde phone's one of those wind-up versions, so would first have to buy a new mobile, then take selfies & mail for responses. A new GF comes cheaper than a new mobile in these parts!

Yep....I don't think you two are match, to be honest about it.

Her loss. :hi:

PIE "N" MASH 01-02-2016 08:54 PM

My Dobermans feckin arse the smelly big git:veryangry:veryangry

Chocky 02-02-2016 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Fozzie (Post 12794806)
The pair of ***** either side of me on this train constantly wagging their ******* feet. Sit still you hyperactive bell ends

Yeah what is that all about? It's normally women who cross their legs then their foot goes mad. Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle. Calm down ffs.

Jim Cannon 02-02-2016 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12793851)
Asking for a receipt when paying in a cheque at a High Street Bank and being told I can write you one out. It's Twenty f*cking Sixteen!!

In 2016 you can shove a cheque into a machine and not even queue up:D

WLYWLYAWYPWF 02-02-2016 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12797477)
In 2016 you can shove a cheque into a machine and not even queue up:D

Haha....and don't they f*cking love telling you instead of getting behind the jump and serving people?! I actually did try and do that but the cheque was so grubby after being in my pocket for over a week it didn't recognise it. :D If however I had been successful I would have got a decent receipt with a scan of my precious cheque. Now that is more like what I expect in 20 fuc*ing 16!!

sherrifbart 02-02-2016 07:06 PM

Bank Managers who are little older than children.Spoke to the new guy today and he was fecking full of buzz words,shite like "touching base",fecking "blue sky thinking" and the best yet" imagineering",after two minutes of listenlng to this foetus in a suit,i pissed off and had a haircut.Told him id come in again when there was an adult in the branch.

CT_Palace 02-02-2016 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12797477)
In 2016 you can shove a cheque into a machine and not even queue up:D

In 2016 you can take a photo of the cheque using your bank's phone app and deposit it there and then. With, of course a photographic record held online for future printing should you need a receipt.

Terrace Bickle 02-02-2016 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12793298)
Trust me after 20 years of marriage, this is a blessing.

Make that 8 years! ;-)

WLYWLYAWYPWF 03-02-2016 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherrifbart (Post 12797538)
Bank Managers who are little older than children.Spoke to the new guy today and he was fecking full of buzz words,shite like "touching base",fecking "blue sky thinking" and the best yet" imagineering",after two minutes of listenlng to this foetus in a suit,i pissed off and had a haircut.Told him id come in again when there was an adult in the branch.

:D

elgin eagle 03-02-2016 09:58 AM

Stoke

BB Bob 03-02-2016 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherrifbart (Post 12797538)
Bank Managers who are little older than children.Spoke to the new guy today and he was fecking full of buzz words,shite like "touching base",fecking "blue sky thinking" and the best yet" imagineering",after two minutes of listenlng to this foetus in a suit,i pissed off and had a haircut.Told him id come in again when there was an adult in the branch.

So once you had run that up his flagpole, did he salute it?


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