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Steamy 18-02-2016 10:26 AM

People who de-badge their 2-litre diesel saloon/coupe and make out it's a high performance car. The tiny tailpipe gives you away, you numpty!

Chief Brody 18-02-2016 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12825509)
The Dartford Crossing. Still takes hours to cross, even now they have made it cashless.

Wrong thread.

Skiddo 18-02-2016 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12825476)
Even more annoying is the caption which inevitably includes the word 'scrummy', 'yummy' or 'yum'. I don't know why those words irritate me but anyone over the age of 5 saying then needs their tongue stapled to a bread board.


"Nom nom nom!"

Chocky 18-02-2016 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Brody (Post 12825491)
People who don't put their phone keypad on 'silent'.

Pop pop pop pop pop pop....followed by constant loud text alert sounds. Turn the sound off you're looking at your phone you will know when your arsehole mates are replying to your shit.

I don't know what's wrong with these bastards that seem to block the whole world out and have no consideration for others.

Skiddo 18-02-2016 01:55 PM

People that walk down the street with their cup of Costa/Starbucks coffee held out in front of them like it's a live grenade.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 18-02-2016 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12825476)
Even more annoying is the caption which inevitably includes the word 'scrummy', 'yummy' or 'yum'. I don't know why those words irritate me but anyone over the age of 5 saying then needs their tongue stapled to a bread board.

I momentarily contemplate stabbing people who say delish.

Selhurst Celtic 18-02-2016 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12825276)
I don't mind cold plates if they're round my bellend.

Are you admitting to a foot fetish here, Chocky?

Selhurst Celtic 18-02-2016 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Brody (Post 12825485)
People who sit on a train with their feet on the empty seat in front of them. Dirty bastards.

They should be killed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Brody (Post 12825491)
People who don't put their phone keypad on 'silent'.

Is there a mobile phone reception 'jammer' that can be purchased that wouldn't mess with the train driver? I want a localised block out of all mobile phone reception in my carriage so I don't have to listen to those noises, or someone spitting pig latin into their phone for my entire commute.
It does my hairtrigger temper no good whatsoever. I'm going to end up on the news quite soon I reckon.

Chief Brody 18-02-2016 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12825789)
People that walk down the street with their cup of Costa/Starbucks coffee held out in front of them like it's a live grenade.

You'll tell if it's live if it goes off after 7 seconds.

SeanPalace84 18-02-2016 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12825789)
People that walk down the street with their cup of Costa/Starbucks coffee held out in front of them like it's a live grenade.

:D So many people do it too.

Work colleagues that get above themselves.

andyocpfc 18-02-2016 02:46 PM

People that only ever have their phone on silent to so never answer the phone or hear messages and reply hours later.

Selhurst Celtic 18-02-2016 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 12825876)
People that only ever have their phone on silent to so never answer the phone or hear messages and reply hours later.

:hi:

I do this.

Chief Brody 18-02-2016 02:54 PM

Checkout person asking me if I want a bag after I have dumped a trolley worth of groceries on their till?

'No, it's fine, I'll simply carry all this ******* shit home in stages over the next three days love'.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 18-02-2016 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Brody (Post 12825893)
Checkout person asking me if I want a bag after I have dumped a trolley worth of groceries on their till?

'No, it's fine, I'll simply carry all this ******* shit home in stages over the next three days love'.

Loads of tight c*nts put it straight back in the trolley and straight in their motor loose.

Chocky 18-02-2016 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12825838)
Are you admitting to a foot fetish here, Chocky?

Actually hate feet but there have been a select few women who had tidy plates no twisted little toe or corns or second toe massive sticking out compared to the big toe. Feet can be like minges. Perfect ones that you'd spend hours down there sweet tasting or ones that look like a f*cking ripped out fireplace that stinks of out of date Scampi Fries.

Nice feet to nice minge ratio no comparison though. Feet mainly rank avoid. Minges mainly ok sometimes take photos for Facebook 'delish yum yum'.

Chocky 18-02-2016 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12825845)
They should be killed.



Is there a mobile phone reception 'jammer' that can be purchased that wouldn't mess with the train driver? I want a localised block out of all mobile phone reception in my carriage so I don't have to listen to those noises, or someone spitting pig latin into their phone for my entire commute.
It does my hairtrigger temper no good whatsoever. I'm going to end up on the news quite soon I reckon.

Go to America, buy a gun, I'll get out the popcorn and watch it all unfold live on Sky. If we go down I'll join you.

Selhurst Celtic 18-02-2016 04:17 PM

I'm not sharing a cell with you, Chocky. I have beautiful feet.*



(*I don't. Hurling has destroyed them. I'm like Christy Brown with two left feet. I drink more though.)

elgin eagle 18-02-2016 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12825845)

Is there a mobile phone reception 'jammer' that can be purchased that wouldn't mess with the train driver? I want a localised block out of all mobile phone reception in my carriage so I don't have to listen to those noises, or someone spitting pig latin into their phone for my entire commute.
It does my hairtrigger temper no good whatsoever. I'm going to end up on the news quite soon I reckon.



Apparently ;)

Terrace Bickle 18-02-2016 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12825797)
I momentarily contemplate stabbing people who say delish.

The same with 'to die for'. They should be instantly eradicated.

Chief Brody 18-02-2016 05:09 PM

When popping out for a takeaway, you ask your family 'Do you want anything', as in a portion of chips etc . 'No thanks' is the reply.

You return with your large cod and chips and the first thing that happens is your chips are stolen before your eyes. What part of 'I asked if you wanted anything and you said no' do they not understand!!!!

You then use your fork for its real use, that of stabbing grabbing hands.


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