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Nork1 05-03-2016 05:43 PM

Raheem Sterling's ridiculous Mungo Jerry look.

Ardent Eagle Forever 05-03-2016 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12856667)
Raheem Sterling's ridiculous Mungo Jerry look.

Oi I'll have you know that Mungo Jerry is a great bloke. Saw him in concert last summer. Came on at 1 in the morning and rocked till 3.:p:lux: At the Jazz Festival in Bansko, Bulgaria. Great night.


Bet you Raheem doesn't have that stamina:p

I just have to add this:afro::afro::afro:

Chocky 05-03-2016 07:46 PM

Again. A select women in Spain, in one of my local bars, every time I see them, going on and on and on, from last November til now, about a 3 day hen do in Magaluf, Mallorca in June. Going on about what they're going to wear their nails their hair for the duration on and on. YOU LIVE ON THE COSTA DEL SOL YOU CAN DO ALL THAT TOMORROW IN TORREMOLIMOS YOU STUPID F*CKING SAD BASTARD SLUT FACED C*NTS.

chrisophiex 05-03-2016 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12856419)
People who use this - :D - at the end of their posts in the desperate hope that somehow it will make what they have written funny.

This one annoys me more :lux:

WLYWLYAWYPWF 05-03-2016 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12856980)
Again. A select women in Spain, in one of my local bars, every time I see them, going on and on and on, from last November til now, about a 3 day hen do in Magaluf, Mallorca in June. Going on about what they're going to wear their nails their hair for the duration on and on. YOU LIVE ON THE COSTA DEL SOL YOU CAN DO ALL THAT TOMORROW IN TORREMOLIMOS YOU STUPID F*CKING SAD BASTARD SLUT FACED C*NTS.

:D

elgin eagle 05-03-2016 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12856980)
Again. A select women in Spain, in one of my local bars, every time I see them, going on and on and on, from last November til now, about a 3 day hen do in Magaluf, Mallorca in June. Going on about what they're going to wear their nails their hair for the duration on and on. YOU LIVE ON THE COSTA DEL SOL YOU CAN DO ALL THAT TOMORROW IN TORREMOLIMOS YOU STUPID F*CKING SAD BASTARD SLUT FACED C*NTS.

:lux:

Worksop Palace 05-03-2016 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by nickmurphy30 (Post 12856533)
Met him a couple of times and he was alright, good company. He once said "Hi Nick" as he passed me when I was at St Mary's with some friends who are Southampton fans. The look on their faces was priceless. They were literally speechless that their hero (who they were too shy to go up and talk to) knew who I was. So I will always have a soft spot for him for giving me a fleeting moment of looking cool.

Fair play

Twat was a tad harsh maybe. He just grates on me that's all.

big bad John 05-03-2016 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ardent Eagle Forever (Post 12856960)
Oi I'll have you know that Mungo Jerry is a great bloke. Saw him in concert last summer.

Does he ever play in the winter time?

ElwissAtMemphis 06-03-2016 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 12857285)
Does he ever play in the winter time?

The fact that he's currently appearing in Bulgarian jazz festivals in the early hours suggests that he'll literally play anytime/anywhere.

danpalace07 06-03-2016 01:40 AM

Lineker. MOTD is barely watchable with his mob winning every ******* week these days

CT_Palace 06-03-2016 06:33 AM

Is it just me or has one of the recent updates of iOS turned the auto-correct function even more annoyingly random than it was before?

Isle of Wight 06-03-2016 08:24 AM

iOS trying to get me to upgrade to the latest version EVERY ******* DAY. I cant turn it off or decline, its a new Big Apple thing. I don't want to upgrade because every time I do I either hate the changes or it ****s up my phone/ipad

Worksop Palace 06-03-2016 01:04 PM

Palace kicking off bang smack in the middle of Mother's Day Sunday lunch.

Icy 06-03-2016 04:44 PM

Cheating scouse ***** and imcompetant officials.

Chocky 06-03-2016 05:15 PM

Klopp. Him and his officials cheated Malaga now this. Dirty stinking scruffy bratwurst up his shitter c*nt. Have a wash and a shave you filthy kraut c*nt.

elgin eagle 06-03-2016 05:24 PM

Post match threads.

Also Liverpool pricks.

firesign 06-03-2016 05:47 PM

Palace fans who say "we deserve to go down"

Maidstoned Eagle 06-03-2016 05:49 PM

Liverpool fans who havent got the bollocks to reply to messages for the last 3 years and now all come out the woodwork to gloat. **** off you ******* pricks.

Oddjob 08-03-2016 09:53 AM

'We go again'

Rapidly overtaking 'parking the bus' as the most irritating phrase used in football.

Oddjob 08-03-2016 09:56 AM

People falling over themselves to give the most gushing tribute to their mum on Facebook.

One thing we can be certain of is that we all have mothers, and 98% of us (Eminem and a few others aside) love and cherish them but twatty social media users have to go further and bang on about 'their rock' and 'inspiration'

You love your mum, brilliant, that's as it should be, but give her a call, buy her card or send her flowers - putting those messages on FB is done as much (if not more) for your own benefit to gain the usual sycophantic attention as it is for your mother.


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