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Hedgehog 12-03-2016 08:01 PM

I think I may have done this one before, but Apps that reinvent themselves and don't ask you to update, but just do it anyway.

The new version being no better than the last one other than everything has moved and has new names.

Isle of Wight 12-03-2016 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12872864)
I think I may have done this one before, but Apps that reinvent themselves and don't ask you to update, but just do it anyway.

The new version being no better than the last one other than everything has moved and has new names.

No 50% of the time they are worse. The BBC news app being a prime example. Old one was a simple layout with three stories on each Top, World, UK , Sport, and a swipe right got you the next 3 etc . Now its a lump of white SHOUTING space guessing what you want to read and getting it wrong

Pint of Speroni 12-03-2016 09:13 PM

People who pronounce company as compny.

It's got three syllables you cretins.

Chocky 12-03-2016 09:46 PM

Man City's defence is poor without Cumpny.

zonin2000 12-03-2016 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12864834)
Congratulations on coming out.

'Leather messenger bag?' FFS.

I bought a leather-trimmed, organic cotton-canvas tote bag the other day.

Olympian2 14-03-2016 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by For Paranoias (Post 12673400)
Has Garth Crooks been mentioned yet ?

What a complete dickhead.

I hate myself every week for not being able to resist the urge to see what 'Team of the Week' that idiot puts out. This week he manages to shoehorn Deeney, Kane, Lukaku AND Pelle in the same XI, supported by Payet and Gradel.

My only surprise is that he doesn't have Wilf in as rush-goalie.

Selhurst Celtic 14-03-2016 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by zonin2000 (Post 12873170)
I bought a leather-trimmed, organic cotton-canvas tote bag the other day.

I hope your parents took the news well. Good luck to you.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 14-03-2016 02:16 PM

Just a couple of things;

1) Being blind-sided with a "well if we are close-by, we can pop in to Ikea - I just want to pick something up".
2) Queuing to park at Ikea
3) Being in Ikea - at all
4) Finding out there is a "list" while in Ikea
5) Seeing a massive queue for the tokens to get an Ikea ice-cream
6) Paying for parking at Ikea
7) Ikea

PhuketEagle 14-03-2016 02:38 PM

Isea your problem

WLYWLYAWYPWF 14-03-2016 02:41 PM

A residential service contract from Virgin which tells me to sign and keep DO NOT SEND BACK. Why would I waste the f*cking ink?

ConCPFC 14-03-2016 03:58 PM

Been off work for 3 weeks and we've moved to the office directly one floor below and each floor follows the same plan. I went to the toilet for the first time to take a dump and notice that there are no urinals and the toilet looks unusually flash, but thought nothing of it. When I come out of the cubicle my heart sinks when I see a female looking in the mirror who reminds me that this is the lady's toilet. I try to explain that the men's toilet is in the corresponding area on the floor above, but I just got a disapproving look in return. Now I have someone who thinks I'm a weirdo/perv/borderline sex offender

chrisophiex 14-03-2016 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12875673)
Now I have someone who thinks I'm a weirdo/perv/borderline sex offender

... And knows what you had for your dinner last night.

RDSdaEAGLE 14-03-2016 04:26 PM

I've been on crutches after a skiing mishap. London commuters are easily the most inconsiderate shits. I've had people push past me, kick my crutches, rush on to trains to get a seat before me. I get it, I'm an idiot for having an accident, but it would be nice if people actually showed just a hint of compassion.

And then there's the issue of uneven pavements. I now know how elderly/permanently disabled folks suffer with the conditions of our roads and paths. They're in a terrible state and make walking on them when you need to support yourself very difficult.

saxoneagle 14-03-2016 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RDSdaEAGLE (Post 12875713)
I've been on crutches after a skiing mishap. London commuters are easily the most inconsiderate shits. I've had people push past me, kick my crutches, rush on to trains to get a seat before me. I get it, I'm an idiot for having an accident, but it would be nice if people actually showed just a hint of compassion.

And then there's the issue of uneven pavements. I now know how elderly/permanently disabled folks suffer with the conditions of our roads and paths. They're in a terrible state and make walking on them when you need to support yourself very difficult.

Self-afflicted, you bastard... just like all those pregnant women who guilt trip people into standing for them.

:afro:

Archiebald Leitch 14-03-2016 04:41 PM

Dicks on sticks

Chocky 15-03-2016 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 12875234)
I hate myself every week for not being able to resist the urge to see what 'Team of the Week' that idiot puts out. This week he manages to shoehorn Deeney, Kane, Lukaku AND Pelle in the same XI, supported by Payet and Gradel.

My only surprise is that he doesn't have Wilf in as rush-goalie.

I probably mentioned this the last time he was mentioned. Garth Crooks is a gay Malteser.

Isle of Wight 15-03-2016 08:47 PM

When you get offers like London to Birmingham only 6 and Newcastle 14 but never anything on SE trains to Portsmouth just 40 cheap off peak, super saver, OAP, railcard youth return.

GorBlimey 15-03-2016 08:57 PM

BBS threads like this:

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=264366

Yet another excuse for a leftie wank-fest without anything positive regarding the need for reform.

OLD BASING EAGLE 15-03-2016 10:48 PM

Why is it that when I win an all expenses paid long weekend in Madeira and the dates are non transferable does it have to be over the FA CUP weekend.

Chocky 16-03-2016 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by OLD BASING EAGLE (Post 12878317)
Why is it that when I win an all expenses paid long weekend in Madeira and the dates are non transferable does it have to be over the FA CUP weekend.

So wotcha gonna doo? Wembley or watch in a bar in Madeira?


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