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mroakley9 18-03-2016 09:54 AM

'Damn Daniel'. It wasn't humorous the first time, and it's not ******* humorous now.

strawberry mivi 18-03-2016 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 12882446)
IKEA is hell on earth. I was dragged round it once. Never again. Got lost for hours!

"Don't worry - there is shortcut over there, it will get us back to kitchenware; I know where we are then." No it didn't. No she didn't.

I reckon Lord Lucan isn't dead at all - just hiding out in IKEA.

And another thing. For years I thought it was called I-KEA. I now learn it is actually IK-EA. Still can't find anything though, whatever it is called.

IKEA comes under he heading of mental cruelty.

Tax-dodging scum.
Google their tax affairs, its an eye-opener.

Oddjob 18-03-2016 12:44 PM

Ticket resale sites, selling tickets for 4 times their value on Getmein - and the tickets aren't even on general sale yet...........

in-exile 18-03-2016 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12882497)
No. 7 does certainly apply to me, does that mean that one day I'll be a serial killer?

YES.. genius Psycho Killer is your path.... Please take me off the kill list! :eek: ;)

art malice 18-03-2016 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12882581)
I saw a bloke go into total Basil Fawlty style meltdown in there once. He was like a child in a supermarket. His face was crimson and he was bellowing something along the lines of "YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. IT WON'T MATCH. THE WALLPAPER IS BLUE. THIS IS GREEN. JUST LOOK. LOOK. IT. WILL. NOT. MATCH. WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME??". Everyone was staring and sniggering at him but his wife, who'd seen it all before just quietly said to him "David, you're making a scene again. Please can you calm down".

She's probably dead now.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 18-03-2016 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12882581)
I saw a bloke go into total Basil Fawlty style meltdown in there once. He was like a child in a supermarket. His face was crimson and he was bellowing something along the lines of "YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. IT WON'T MATCH. THE WALLPAPER IS BLUE. THIS IS GREEN. JUST LOOK. LOOK. IT. WILL. NOT. MATCH. WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME??". Everyone was staring and sniggering at him but his wife, who'd seen it all before just quietly said to him "David, you're making a scene again. Please can you calm down".

Look - if I could be assured that sort of thing would happen at a least every other time I go there, I would be first in the queue at rope-drop o'clock every weekend.

Having long suspected that the "sex tests" conducted by the athletic governing bodies were basically one question; "Do you find farts funny?" - I am now led to believe that there is a tie breaker "Ikea all Saturday afternoon, sound like fun to you?"

elgin eagle 18-03-2016 01:49 PM

Watching the price of flights going up while waiting for FA to set a date/time for the semi final.

Pat of the Palace 18-03-2016 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12883040)
Watching the price of flights going up while waiting for FA to set a date/time for the semi final.

I bit the bullet as soon as we beat Reading. Shitting it now.

elgin eagle 18-03-2016 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 12883083)
I bit the bullet as soon as we beat Reading. Shitting it now.

I bet. What do you need, sat/sun, early/3pm/5pm?

Pat of the Palace 18-03-2016 02:21 PM

Ideally Saturday. But early on Sunday is just about doable.

elgin eagle 18-03-2016 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat of the Palace (Post 12883142)
Ideally Saturday. But early on Sunday is just about doable.

I'm the opposite, although early saturday would be ok. No sleeper on saturday night so need the 1830 from Euston, which would be next to impossible to get back for. There's early morning flights down or back though, so could go on a mad drinking spree I suppose :)

danpalace07 18-03-2016 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12882635)
'Damn Daniel'. It wasn't humorous the first time, and it's not ******* humorous now.

that can get to **** sharpish. People seem so desperate to make something viral these days

little al 18-03-2016 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12883303)
that can get to **** sharpish. People seem so desperate to make something viral these days

What is it?

Maidstoned Eagle 18-03-2016 03:30 PM

People who ask you a question and then disagree when you tell them the answer....if you ******* know then don't ******* ask me you *****!

danpalace07 18-03-2016 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 12883336)
What is it?



http://www.popsugar.com/tech/What-Da...photo-40264897

ChiswickEagle 18-03-2016 04:12 PM

The new white wall tiles at Sloane Square tube.

Chocky 18-03-2016 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12883444)
The new white wall tiles at Sloane Square tube.

You see it's things like that that made me leave the country. Tile c*nt f*ckers.

henryhallandhisbasque 18-03-2016 05:19 PM

Discovering The Hole in the Wall pub on the Westbound District Line platform at Sloane Square closed in 1985.

Oldtown Eagle 18-03-2016 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12883040)
Watching the price of flights going up while waiting for FA to set a date/time for the semi final.

Sunday

Worksop Palace 18-03-2016 08:05 PM

BBC

Gary Lineaker

Grow the feck up FFS


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