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elgin eagle 14-04-2016 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928101)
Buy the oak one and tell her it came from Ikea.

Not the worst plan in the world. Except it isn't 'white'. I could paint them i suppose.

Maz 15-04-2016 09:50 AM

Bloody royals following in my footsteps. One week I'm going somewhere mysterious and exotic; the next week it's all over the Daily Mail. So much for exclusivity.

Supa Pard 15-04-2016 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12912154)
I assume this is tongue in cheek as one thing she ain't is shy. She's full on ouan'or herself now (not a bad thing in this day and age if you can earn a huge wage for doing nothing but putting make up on) with an agent chucking her into every appropriate show possible where she turns up behind her oh so lovely mask. She let that mask drop once on 8 out of 10 Countdown where for some reason she suddenly got the raving hump about something, looked up at a TV monitor, got even more of the hump, then laid into Joe Wilkinson who gave her shit back, all pathetically disguised as banter, it clearly wasn't. Then a woman on a team made some joke, everyone laughed, it cut to her, no pretend finding it hilarious this time, face of nothing. The mask had dropped and the producers may well have thought sod her her don't smooth this out on the edit, let them see her for the person she is. She will not have been happy about that being broadcast.

We are now kindred spirits as I totally agree about her.
I know one is supposed to be bowled over by her attractiveness an' all but she annoys the **** outta me.
She's a right c**t.

Polish Pete 15-04-2016 01:55 PM

People who do not learn from history

Chief Brody 15-04-2016 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12912154)
I assume this is tongue in cheek as one thing she ain't is shy. She's full on out for herself now (not a bad thing in this day and age if you can earn a huge wage for doing nothing but putting make up on) with an agent chucking her into every appropriate show possible where she turns up behind her oh so lovely mask. She let that mask drop once on 8 out of 10 Countdown where for some reason she suddenly got the raving hump about something, looked up at a TV monitor, got even more of the hump, then laid into Joe Wilkinson who gave her shit back, all pathetically disguised as banter, it clearly wasn't. Then a woman on a team made some joke, everyone laughed, it cut to her, no pretend finding it hilarious this time, face of nothing. The mask had dropped and the producers may well have thought sod her her don't smooth this out on the edit, let them see her for the person she is. She will not have been happy about that being broadcast.

Doesn't stop me thinking I'd smash her back door in, that'd give her something to look pained over.

cranesparkeagle 15-04-2016 02:14 PM

Drum machines playing on the radio during news bulletins. Heard one during Talkshit yesterday and just thought WHY?

Adlerhorst 15-04-2016 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12928106)
Not the worst plan in the world. Except it isn't 'white'. I could paint them i suppose.

or you could tell her you stripped the paint off and look what was underneath

stevek 15-04-2016 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928101)
Buy the oak one and tell her it came from Ikea.

I feel I live a different life to other people. I'd be buying the Ikea one and claiming it was the oak one.

Supa Pard 15-04-2016 02:41 PM

Cash point machines that charge you for the privilege of using them.

They should f**k off!

danpalace07 15-04-2016 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12929919)
Bloody royals following in my footsteps. One week I'm going somewhere mysterious and exotic; the next week it's all over the Daily Mail. So much for exclusivity.

Royals, full stop

elgin eagle 15-04-2016 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by stevek (Post 12930352)
I feel I live a different life to other people. I'd be buying the Ikea one and claiming it was the oak one.

Ended up painting the fecked one and trousering the cash.

PIE "N" MASH 15-04-2016 05:45 PM

Filtering on the A13 this morning in the pissin rain and having a sneezing fit.The inside of my helmet/visor was a mess.Then getting to site soaked and trying to get helmet of without smearing snot all over my head:O_O::=Z:

Worksop Palace 15-04-2016 06:32 PM

Paying £4.9fookin5 for a pint of Heineken at Center Parcs

Yorkshire war cry of 'Hooooooooow muuuuuuuuch' ensued.

Bastards

Wolfnipplechips 15-04-2016 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928090)
It is related to a new job....

Just use the numbers at the side of the menu.

Wolfnipplechips 15-04-2016 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 12930644)
Filtering on the A13 this morning in the pissin rain and having a sneezing fit.The inside of my helmet/visor was a mess.Then getting to site soaked and trying to get helmet of without smearing snot all over my head:O_O::=Z:

Oooh er. Should have cleaned your helmet before you left for work.

Chief Brody 15-04-2016 06:49 PM

Mind the gap threads, all three of them.

hong_kong_hg 15-04-2016 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928050)
It appears I am going to need to learn Cantonese.

Which is irritating.

Beautiful language. Lei ho? Is there an HK connection?

biggus mickus 15-04-2016 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928050)
It appears I am going to need to learn Cantonese.

Which is irritating.

Bummer. As long as you dont learn to eat dogs, you will be ok.:angel:

biggus mickus 15-04-2016 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12916974)
Banks... full stop.

I (should I say Mother-in-law who I am executor for) got charged $20.00 Monthly service fee. Never seen this in 3 years of doing this.

Turns out is it is because her balance dropped below $3,000.00! This is on an account that pays zero interest.

If it was my account I would get shot of pronto.... now I am going to have to do some Panama banking to fix this!

The manager of my local bank, has been superb the last few weeks. The managers of my main bank, have been great for 15 years.

Maybe I am lucky.

biggus mickus 15-04-2016 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hibernator (Post 12915633)
Tu madre era un hámster y tu padre olía a bayas de saúco ;)

Santa Maria y puta madre!!!!!!!!! :D


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