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Stellavista 01-05-2016 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marki (Post 12962755)
Being wide awake at 6am on a Sunday morning.

It must be the excitement of yet another great league victory yesterday.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 02-05-2016 01:50 AM

Going out expressly to buy milk, only to come home with 38 quids worth of shopping I didn't really need and no f*cking milk.

palaceporky 02-05-2016 02:05 AM

Dog slobber.
The wet feeling through your socks when you've just stood in it, after the bastard has just covered the floor, after drinking two litres of water for the 3rd time in an hour.

Nostrils 02-05-2016 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by palaceporky (Post 12964368)
Dog slobber.
The wet feeling through your socks when you've just stood in it, after the bastard has just covered the floor, after drinking two litres of water for the 3rd time in an hour.

Our dog barely drinks water at all. We've tried bottled and rainwater all sorts, but he only drinks about half a pint even after a long walk on a hot day. The only good thing is when he takes a dump they have the density of a lump of lead, which is very easy to pick up, although sometimes I have to break them in two to fit them in the little black bag.

Maidstoned Eagle 02-05-2016 09:55 AM

People who mark movies out of 5 when everyone else marks them out of 10

chrisophiex 02-05-2016 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12962563)

And, if you really want to see them apoplectic then ask why they have never became a barrister.


To be honest we would all like to work at Costa.

elgin eagle 02-05-2016 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12964364)
Going out expressly to buy milk, only to come home with 38 quids worth of shopping I didn't really need and no f*cking milk.

:D

I've needed tea bags for 4 days and must have been in 5 shops in that period. Stupid brain.

pallet 02-05-2016 11:20 AM

Being at work on a bank holiday Monday and knowing if I go home early the bloody mother in law is there. Is like being in Saw movie.

Breaking rocks 02-05-2016 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12964580)
To be honest we would all like to work at Costa.

:D

That would be a bit of a grind.

Wolfnipplechips 02-05-2016 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12964746)
Being at work on a bank holiday Monday and knowing if I go home early the bloody mother in law is there. Is like being in Saw movie.

I feel your pain. In fact I am living your pain.

Breaking rocks 02-05-2016 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12962747)
Aching Cock is an IRA apologist who is not even Irish.

Very strange individual.

Wtf do you know about anything?

Posting a photo that some people took offence to and others, you included, used as an opportunity to attack someone who had previously disagreed with you and your type on migrant and political threads. That makes me an IRA apologist?

How are you getting along defending the Sun and the South Yorkshire Police on the Hillsborough thread?

Or should I say still blaming the Liverpool fans for the 96 deaths you arsehole?

chrisophiex 02-05-2016 08:59 PM

People who say "Knocked it out of the park" or "Nailed it".

Or "Killed it".

Worksop Palace 02-05-2016 09:52 PM

Ray Winston

Talk properly you utter twathouse

chrisophiex 02-05-2016 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12966421)
Ray Winston

Talk properly you utter twathouse


You smashed it.

Worksop Palace 02-05-2016 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12966432)
You smashed it.

Out the park

chrisophiex 02-05-2016 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12966449)
Out the park


:p

Oldtown Eagle 02-05-2016 10:12 PM

Shop assistants who try to direct you to a purchase from behind the counter. "Third shelf, no left, right, no left a bit". Answer walk out I don't need it that much.

tuzza_cpfc 02-05-2016 10:14 PM

that disgusting moneysupermarket ad.

Oldtown Eagle 02-05-2016 10:18 PM

Young Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs etc fans who only ever watch football on Sky and wouldn't know what tube station to aim for if they had a ticket lecturing me about the game and sneering at Palace.

SeanPalace84 02-05-2016 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12966273)
People who say "Knocked it out of the park" or "Nailed it".

Or "Killed it".

Yep, or when adults say words like "Awesome"


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