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Big Gav 24-11-2017 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BECKS66 (Post 13956334)
Had a real bad case of the trots in Turkey once while in the shower. Didn't have time to get out, does that make me a wrong un.

I did as well this year in Turkey. Just managed to run across the road from the shop I was in to a bars toilets and totally pebble dashed the place. A few seconds later and I would have been standing amongst loads of people with crap running down my legs

Maidstoned Eagle 24-11-2017 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 13956443)
Get that idea out of her head Pete. Smartish. Let's not have that one festering in there.

I can barely tolerate a day without meat (or fish) in the diet.

I bought a large piece of steak today,no ******* way am I going veggie

Hedgehog 24-11-2017 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Gav (Post 13956446)
I did as well this year in Turkey. Just managed to run across the road from the shop I was in to a bars toilets and totally pebble dashed the place. A few seconds later and I would have been standing amongst loads of people with crap running down my legs

A nice visual while I'm eating my lunch... :eek:

Isle of Wight 24-11-2017 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Gav (Post 13956446)
I did as well this year in Turkey. Just managed to run across the road from the shop I was in to a bars toilets and totally pebble dashed the place. A few seconds later and I would have been standing amongst loads of people with crap running down my legs

Note to Maidstone's Mrs "this is one problem you will avoid in making him a veggie"

Pistol Knight 24-11-2017 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 13956451)
A nice visual while I'm eating my lunch... :eek:

what a stupid time of day to eat lunch

Fedora69 24-11-2017 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 13956491)
what a stupid time of day to eat lunch

Agreed. I bet he goes to sleep at 6am as well.

Hedgehog 24-11-2017 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 13956491)
what a stupid time of day to eat lunch

It's all relative.

Salad_Burnet 24-11-2017 09:32 PM

Elgin Eagle and his incessant superstadio crap.

It's doing my head in. Literally no-one is responding to it, and yet he keeps on.

elgin eagle 24-11-2017 09:35 PM

Good stuff. Glad it's getting your goat you complete feckwit.

Salad_Burnet 24-11-2017 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13956512)
Good stuff. Glad it's getting your goat you complete feckwit.

I am not the feckwit here.

Pistol Knight 24-11-2017 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Fedora69 (Post 13956496)
Agreed. I bet he goes to sleep at 6am as well.

You would have thought he would have eaten enough yesterday to last a week and should be running around the shops like a headless chicken

Vendy 24-11-2017 09:45 PM

Self service till where they hover over you, silly twat tried to tell me I hadn't paid the 5p for the carrier bag, I scan it first to liven up the machine, feckwit.

BP Garage, every time for the last 6 weeks I ask them not to put the lid on the coffee no problem, this time the twat at the till next door claimed foul and said they have to for elf and safety in case they trip and spill it all over me. Anyway I get it and leave the lid on the counter and then parade past him with my cup without a lid. Pressure was on though thought I am bound to clip one the twats in the queue and prove him right. Full on Victor Meldew. I am sure he only did it because he had cover form the two coppers further up.

Fedora69 24-11-2017 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 13956525)
You would have thought he would have eaten enough yesterday to last a week and should be running around the shops like a headless chicken

Turkey twizzlers in the H household a week from now.

Hedgehog 24-11-2017 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistol Knight (Post 13956525)
You would have thought he would have eaten enough yesterday to last a week and should be running around the shops like a headless chicken

The wife has just ventured out into the fray... I'll just sit here and watch West Ham. That was going OK until a few minutes ago.

elgin eagle 24-11-2017 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 13956522)
I am not the feckwit here.

Sadly you are, as you prove with comments like this. Imagine getting upset at someone's stadium idea.

You ****.

Hedgehog 24-11-2017 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fedora69 (Post 13956539)
Turkey twizzlers in the H household a week from now.

Not this year... only the two of us, so we got a turkey breast. Worked out well... Although we do have enough stuffing to keep us feed us a week.

Vendy 24-11-2017 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13956543)
Sadly you are, as you prove with comments like this. Imagine getting upset at someone's stadium idea.

You ****.

Not sure if you can see the irony in this LOL

elgin eagle 24-11-2017 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendy (Post 13956550)
Not sure if you can see the irony in this LOL

Haha, you may have a slight point ;)

Not sure i'd make it personal though. Not sure about that at all.

andyocpfc 24-11-2017 11:46 PM

Snoring!!

Les Butler 25-11-2017 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by andyocpfc (Post 13956659)
Snoring!!

Played golf in the states and shared a room with a mate and he said that he thought I would suck the TV in...Yep, I also hate snoring!!!


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