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elgin eagle 07-03-2015 10:24 PM

Getting these speakers I bought in the pub to work without instructions.

Skintagain 07-03-2015 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 12277841)
Witless, humourless, incessant posters posting the same negative things every page in GPD

Don't be so hard on yourself.

the drexciyan 07-03-2015 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12279839)
A pub in CP has just started serving chips in flower pots. What is wrong with these people??

Actually Crystal Palace the place annoys me these days, it was always on the verge of it when I was there but now its gone full-on head up its arse. Specifically its not the place, or the indigenous population, its the types who have inhabited it and opened up a load of shops selling crap.

Adlerhorst 07-03-2015 10:53 PM

my speakers have been delivered :)

Wolfnipplechips 07-03-2015 10:53 PM

Pubs, restaurants, take aways, bistros, cafes etc. being described as f****** eateries.

WTF is an eaterie?:grrr:

the drexciyan 07-03-2015 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12280196)
Pubs, restaurants, take aways, bistros, cafes etc. being described as f****** eateries.

WTF is an eaterie?:grrr:

Or a bistro, except for pouring on your chips.

Being asked for upwards of 2 for a cup of hot water and a teabag. Go fck yourselves, I'll pass on that.

danpalace07 08-03-2015 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 12280178)
Actually Crystal Palace the place annoys me these days, it was always on the verge of it when I was there but now its gone full-on head up its arse. Specifically its not the place, or the indigenous population, its the types who have inhabited it and opened up a load of shops selling crap.

I like Palace, it has a bit of charm and identity missing from a lot of the gentrified places. In sort of the same way (but not really), I also like West Ham's local area. Reminds me of South Norwood/Thornton Heath.

Hedgehog 08-03-2015 03:35 AM

Today it is:

Joggers with dogs on a leash/lead.

Joggers pushing pushchairs. (Both of these are relevant to riding a bike on a bike path that is shared with joggers... the optimum word being "shared").

Being 59 and trying to do manual labour!

Hedgehog 08-03-2015 03:39 AM

Oh - and overtaking a running club of about 50 people on a bike path when heading straight for you is a peloton from The Tour De France!

elgin eagle 08-03-2015 09:24 AM

Something always happening to prevent you getting a full nights sleep. Then treading in the untrainable dogs piss again when you go down to see wtf it is. grrr - oh you shithead :(

Worksop Palace 08-03-2015 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 12280134)
Getting back onto farts, I'm convinced my mother is deliberately holding her farts in until she's just outside my bedroom door and letting rip; that, or she's dashing outside the living room once she can feel them coming.

What if I had a friend round FFS?

36 year olds that still live at home with mummy

Am Phibian 08-03-2015 10:02 AM

The slow and gradual flaccidity associated with ageing.

Noticing gorgeous 20 something blondes who happen to look you in the eye. Then seeing one's reflection in a window to shatter the idea that they were thinking anything other than 'he's gotta be around 50. yuck!'

PT109 08-03-2015 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 12277513)
slow-close toilet seats. I need a shit now, not in 5 minutes when you're done descending, thanks

Mate - unless you are working class or something, surely most normal people would need to lift the bog seat UP before having a shit, regardless of whether it is soft close or not.

Far East Eagle 08-03-2015 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PT109 (Post 12280463)
Mate - unless you are working class or something, surely most normal people would need to lift the bog seat UP before having a shit, regardless of whether it is soft close or not.

what what what?? The toilet seat was up because I didn't want to piss on the seat (because the GF is around) but when you need a dump you can't sit on the porcelain, prol or not

Worksop Palace 08-03-2015 10:47 AM

I think there seems to be some confusion around seats and lids here

little al 08-03-2015 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12280427)
Something always happening to prevent you getting a full nights sleep. Then treading in the untrainable dogs piss again when you go down to see wtf it is. grrr - oh you shithead :(

Kennel. Garden. It can piss as much as it likes out there all night.

elgin eagle 08-03-2015 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 12280510)
Kennel. Garden. It can piss as much as it likes out there all night.

Yeah thats what i'd do if I had my way al. That or put it on those untrainable dogs programmes and watch it break the instructors.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 08-03-2015 02:09 PM

Pitta bread steam burns.

Stavros 69 08-03-2015 03:38 PM

Starbucks - Jesus what a rip off and they pay **** all tax

Jimmy cabbie 08-03-2015 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 12280806)
Starbucks - Jesus what a rip off and they pay **** all tax

Like Uber.


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