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El Aguila 23-12-2017 01:12 PM

Yanks and Aussies are definitely güiris as well. And frogs. Italians, Greeks or Portuguese, I think not. What I don’t know is the status of black or Asian British. I think they probably are güiris although one of the main characteristics is going red on the beach.

Little Fozzie 23-12-2017 06:48 PM

'Match day's my favourite day...'

cappuccinoeagle 23-12-2017 06:50 PM

Photos of elfs on Facebook

PeterH 23-12-2017 06:54 PM

Chavettes taking their brats out with them when christmas shopping. I just dont get that lack of thinking on their part. Pushchairs, crying bored kids, and shouting mothers, in shopping arcades at the busiest time of the year.

Surely, with a bit of planning a relative or friend could have taken them for 5 or 6 hours.

And this happens in Santiago, too.

foresthillbilly 23-12-2017 06:55 PM

****s in doorways.

Find a less obstructive place to have a little chat/check your receipt/change

cvnds

foresthillbilly 23-12-2017 07:05 PM

parents = wanker5

having kids turns adult's brains to jelly

foresthillbilly 23-12-2017 07:09 PM

fat cvnds in trainers and jogging bottoms

foresthillbilly 23-12-2017 07:15 PM

wish me a "merry Christmas",

I dare you.

I double-dare you

fvck you. Have a nice Christmas in Casualty.

Son of Selhurst 23-12-2017 09:55 PM

Putting a [albeit crap] film like Jurassic World on at 6:40pm. How much will need to be cut to allow that. "This film has been [more] ruined for TV"

Oldtown Eagle 23-12-2017 11:44 PM

:wallbash: The Wilf to Arsenal thread.

cappuccinoeagle 24-12-2017 12:04 AM

Shakin' frickin Stevens. A Poundland Elvis

EmmerGreenEagle 24-12-2017 12:11 PM

Howling banshee woman at Swansea yesterday slagging off the players at every opportunity. And her friend who just spent the whole game slagging off Wilf. Hopefully won’t have to endure these idiots at the next away game. My nine year old moved to the row below because her shrieking went right through him.

Worksop Palace 24-12-2017 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmmerGreenEagle (Post 14010354)
Howling banshee woman at Swansea yesterday slagging off the players at every opportunity. And her friend who just spent the whole game slagging off Wilf. Hopefully won’t have to endure these idiots at the next away game. My nine year old moved to the row below because her shrieking went right through him.

Women at football

:eek:

foresthillbilly 24-12-2017 04:12 PM

cvnds with 'personilised' number plates that are 5hlt (see what I did there ?). e.g. B355l3

I hope your boiler fails and you dl3 0f carb0nm0nxlde p0l5onlng. and if you have a "kids on board" sticker in your rear window, I want to kill you myself

Coastal Palace 24-12-2017 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 14010642)
cvnds with 'personilised' number plates that are 5hlt (see what I did there ?). e.g. B355l3

I hope your boiler fails and you dl3 0f carb0nm0nxlde p0l5onlng. and if you have a "kids on board" sticker in your rear window, I want to kill you myself

Whilst amusing, this post was also nasty and quite sinister.
And on Xmas Eve too.
You c**t.

Hedgehog 24-12-2017 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 14010642)
cvnds with 'personilised' number plates that are 5hlt (see what I did there ?). e.g. B355l3

I hope your boiler fails and you dl3 0f carb0nm0nxlde p0l5onlng. and if you have a "kids on board" sticker in your rear window, I want to kill you myself

When you see a personalized plate and can't understand what it means...

This maybe more prevalent in The US where you can request what you want.

I saw one the other day that had on the license plate frame "Grammar Police", and the actual plate was GRMAPLC (or something like that). Which in my mind might be a tad ironic.

I should add that when I saw this the first thing I thought of was the BBS!

davech 24-12-2017 05:43 PM

Choirs singing descants to the carols.

Just sing the proper words and tune ffs!!

bubbs11 24-12-2017 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son of Selhurst (Post 14009774)
Putting a [albeit crap] film like Jurassic World on at 6:40pm. How much will need to be cut to allow that. "This film has been [more] ruined for TV"

Jurassic Park annoys me. Had the chance to make a great, powerful movie there with the amazing dinosaur effects but they write a piss poor insipid script that a 5 year old could’ve wrote to accompany it.

Had the ingredients to be a ‘Jaws’ or ‘Close Encounters’ but ended up like a CBeebies historical drama. WASTE!

firstgame63cpfc 24-12-2017 07:25 PM

The Police,


A warning to all, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close
to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last
night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a
few too many beers and then went onto the whisky. Not a good idea..

Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and
took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they
were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. But because I
was in a bus they just waved it past.

I arrived home safely and without
incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before
and I am not even sure where I got it from.

Happy Christmas all.
COYP

Coastal Palace 24-12-2017 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firstgame63cpfc (Post 14010755)
The Police,


A warning to all, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close
to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last
night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a
few too many beers and then went onto the whisky. Not a good idea..

Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and
took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they
were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. But because I
was in a bus they just waved it past.

I arrived home safely and without
incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before
and I am not even sure where I got it from.

Happy Christmas all.
COYP

:supergrin:


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