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The word snuck, surely it is sneaked.
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It's an Americanism and it narks the f**k outta me. |
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starting a new job only to find nothing IT related has been set up.
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Driving for 14 miles with the car behind leaving his/probably her full beam on.
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Women who can't walk in a straight line
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Women who walk with their prams side by side and dont get out of the way for people walking towards them!
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People who say "them" when it should be "those".
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Gardens. You chop everything down and 2 weeks later it's back again. STOP ******* GROWING YOU GREEN PLANTY *****!!!
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Fans of every London premier league team that isn't Palace. Why are they all such plastic c*nts?
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Dopey twats, both staff and customers, constantly asking whether or not I've been served yet when I'm just standing at the bar trying to have a quiet pint. Fu@k off!!
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Thick c*nts.
I got talking to a bloke yesterday who asked me where I was originally from in the UK. I was wearing a Palace polo top. I said Norwood, Crystal Palace area and pointed to the badge on my shirt. He said "oh I know the area, are you a Palace fan then?" FFS. "Yes since I was 11". "Oh one of my friends is a big Palace fan so you are too then?" NO I JUST WEAR THIS SHIRT FOR A LAUGH I SUPPORT DAGENHAM AND REDBRIDGE YOU STUPID NOBEND. |
Children that can spell far better than I can:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pict...?frame=3322117 |
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