I was doing a lot of driving today, and there was a constant advert on the radio for "The International Champions Cup" from The Rose Bowl out here between Chelsea F.C. and Liverpool F.C. featuring world class players.

What is sad is they are expecting a sell-out (which is in the region of 100,000) considering the two teams in question will treat it as a per-season kick about.

I tend to kick away their crutches / walking sticks. This seems to indelibly stamp into their brains "do not block access points" :p

People who, when you've done them a favour, just go 'ta.'

Cold, insincere wankers.

Even worse, people who, when you've done them a favour and worked their saturday for them so they can go to some poxy horse trial or something, then don't reciprocate the favour by giving you a saturday off when you need one for Palace. Grrr.

I didn't know that either.

There must be a lot of Japanese rife with the cold all the time. Do they wear fart extinguishers when they go to work after a ruby as well? How very considerate.

Surely fart extinguishers would just melt? About as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Made of asbestos or iron?

AT&T - they are driving me to drink!

A classic "there is a hole in my bucket" story!

People who smoke in crowded areas

Utter scum.

Parking my car 5 doors down from my house, and finding a note on the window from a neighbour saying "pls park outside your own house"

I Would if I could, and you don't own the road!

Also scum. You should post a note to that effect on their front door. Maybe leave out the 'scum' bit though :)

Sitting in the service reception at main dealers waiting for them to tell you your car is ready when its actually been sat round the back for at least an hour to bump up the labour costs.

Sitting in the service reception at GPs surgeries waiting for them to tell your GP is ready when its actually been sat round the back for at least an hour in make up for a Channel 5 documentary series.

Undertakers laughing and joking and having a fag outside the church waiting to become all solemn and dignified again when you come back out.

Being driven back from my mum's funeral at about 35 miles an hour and thrown round bends near Ally Pally so the undertakers could get an early finish.

People who don't smoke in crowded areas meaning we have to endure others B.O and farts instead.

On the smoking theme, people who smoke at entrances so you have to pass through a curtain of smoke, dragging it all in with you.

If smokers used a little common sense there wouldn't be the need for so many laws.

Mad neighbours. Maybe I'll have to move, or they'll have to DIE!

Bricklayers wages

http://www.theguardian.com/australia...nt-court-hears

People in supermarkets cramming enough stuff in their trolleys to last a month just because the ******* shops are going to be shut for a day.

People that use the term 'whoop whoop' on social media.