The state of the road surface of the M25 between Junctions 9 and 10 - horrible concrete sections that make such a noise and vibration as you drive over all the joins in the sections that you think you have a flat tyre! I bet they better motorway surfaces in poor parts of Eastern Europe!

Jim White and his stupid fvcking voice. Bet he's a right ****

Rainbows. Uncatchable wankers. Feck off. Life's shit then you die.

Apologies for not being at my cheerfullest today :)

Rubbish I've managed to get to three pots of gold, change your trainers.

It's so bad there they should have signs warning drivers about the noise!

We've wondered whether it's to encourage people to drive more slowly?

:)

You must be running faster than me. I was doing 100 in the train and couldn't get near the bugger.

this!

Dermot O'Leary

Gerard Butler and his wanky aftershave ad. Fvck off you stinky ****

Who?

Talksport/Sky Sports wanker

Christ, he started singing to INXS on the radio today. Knob.

Mark Noble

What a dick. Imagine what he was like when he drank

Ah, they get none of my cash.

Talksport is on the radio. It's free

He makes me laugh in a 'This blokes a ******* nutcase' kind of a way. He's enthusiastic about even the most mundane things.

Must be fun when him and Moose have a conversation.

Professionally enthusiastic.

i.e dick head.

It's never fun when the Moose is having a conversation, especially when he goes all high pitched.