Melbourne, Australia.

Lots of Red Tape but people seem anaesthetised to it.

I like the (probably apocryphal) story of the warm up act at an Orange lodge comedy night ending by saying "Give it up for …" and a voice from the audience booms out "NO SURRENDER!".

The word "bants". Especially when used by "adults".

Palace taking reduced ticket allocations when it is obvious to anyone else they need the full amount.

People who take full size bikes on rush hour trains. If you want to cycle to work do so and get the **** off the train you ****

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Genuinely hate watching stuff with people who stare at their phones the whole time.

Apple have a lot to answer for.

If Gogglebox was realistic all the kids on it would be constantly on their phones except the half Greek girl who would be looking in a mirror and that half German div twat who would be picking his arse and eating it.

Those two lumps from Brixton would still just be stuffing their fat faces though having already used their phones to order kebabs pizza and chicken. Fat c*nts.

:D which one is the bubble though?

The good looking daughter. Self aware the whole time.

Still can't see her. The northern one?

She's not in it any more. The family was booted because the dad decided to run for ukip or something.

Oh yes, with the gay brother and thick mother :)

She really was ******* thick.

Something else that annoys me: the political parts of Googlebox. Leave it out. Don't care what they think of the Ukips or Sturgeon or whatever. Especially the rich Tory poshos.

No you're thinking of big big fat dad, the thick as shit mother, the big fat 14 year old daughter who sucks her thumb and the son who so badly wants to wank his big fat dad off.

Head and shoulders ads. 'Visible flakes with regular use'

...what the hell? Is that not a bit of a drawback for your stupid anti dandruff shampoo product??

And the trouble is...to show impartiality, it will continue now until something positive & negative has been said about every feckin party.

The bubble family were from Brighton.

:D when you think about it, all the mothers are well thick, even the essex one thats left, except for scouse Leons wife.