Unpleasant people that do charity stuff to boast their online status and to get free trips to places. Make out how lovely and caring they are but really it is all an act and for their personal gain.

AND

Women who do sports to get attention from men and so they can buy fashion type sportswear. You would never have seen them in the gym before fitness became fashionable.

Check out people who ask do you want a bag when you have brought a ton of shopping and obviously have no bags on you. I once replied 'that's ok, i'll take the basket home with me instead'!

Because:-

1) it cost a lot or is the latest 'must-have' style. So hold it up to be seen (or in pap photos if you're a minor celeb)

2) the bags can be so large that they'll drag along the floor if you hold them down by your side.

Freemasons that think you give a shit what they get up to!

People who go round with 'look at me!' dogs and who read peoples affection for the dog for as a validation of their own vanity.

Not in many cases I have seen. Cheap handbags or cheap standard shop size bags. None of what you have listed applies to those.

Another annoying lot are wankers who wheel light mini suitcases (easier to carry by hand) that nearly trip you up AND women who wear high heels on planes to look like they are a celeb at the airport :veryangry

This BBC reporter..first time I feel sorry for Pearson... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32543893

He could be right though considering his mentalness with McArthur over nothing.

I think you are in general referring to women wanting to follow the behaviour and affectations of minor celebs.....which also explains them cradling their fake designer handbags.

Shitloads of those f*ckers around here. Often seen jogging with their dogs. I can't decide who the bigger c*nts are - those jogging with their dogs, or those jogging with a baby in a pram.
The dog thing seems to have become a bit of a thing in the last five years. You rarely see the f*ckwits with a mongrel.

Easy to spot. Their faces are usually orange.

No they do it with sainsburys bags, primark bags etc. I guess it is to look more feminine but makes them look like they have casts on their arms.

Politicians and political commentators talking about red lines.

:D As I was reading your post they said red lines on the news!

Phil Neville commentating.

Joey Essex, Grade A C..t

Companies that can't set up a simple direct debit properly.

Builders who say they will come between 11am-1pm, who don't show up, then phone you at 6pm... To say can they come next Tuesday instead.
Also cracking your ribs at football.

Currently, roofers who think that moving your tv aerial a bit isn't a problem.